Day a monkey kicked a
sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." By Deb Sankar
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About Sardar Jokes
Sardar jokes are a cornerstone of desi humour: the Sardar ji who answers impossible questions with impossible logic, wins arguments by misunderstanding them, and somehow always gets the last laugh. This collection gathers Sardar SMS jokes in their classic short format — classroom jokes, interview jokes, Sardar-and-his-phone jokes, and the beloved double-meaning punchlines that have circulated from notebooks to Nokia phones to WhatsApp without losing their charm. Told with affection — Sardar characters are almost always the hero of their own jokes — they remain staples of family gatherings and friend groups across Punjab, India and Pakistan. Browse the pages, pick the joke that fits your group's humour, and forward it knowing you are continuing a tradition older than texting itself.
A Sardar went 2 hotel,
ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!Tanzil Minhas
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis
lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka
This sardarji goes to see
Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"kunjava
There's a funeral procession of
a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava
One day Sardar happened to
see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava
Sardarji calls Air India. "How
long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.kunjava
Why did 18 Sardars go
to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.kunjava
Sardarji fixed an answering machine
at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava
A SARDAR IS SING A
PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention
de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. maham khan
A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....XOLISWA
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne
kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".suraj
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene
shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! Siki
Ek american ek sardar se
kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai Sam 3459129932
Frequently Asked Questions
Are Sardar jokes meant to be offensive?
They are affectionate, traditional humour — the Sardar character is typically portrayed as innocent and clever in his own way, and the jokes are told widely by Punjabi and Sikh audiences themselves. As with any ethnic humour, share them in good spirit among friends.
What is the difference between Sardar jokes and Santa Banta jokes?
Santa Banta jokes feature the famous duo and their conversations; Sardar jokes star a single Sardar ji character in everyday situations. The style and punchlines overlap, and fans usually enjoy both — the collections are linked to each other.
Are these jokes in English or Punjabi?
Both — most are in English or Roman Punjabi/Hindi mix, exactly as they are told and texted in real life, so they forward naturally in any chat.
Can I share Sardar jokes on WhatsApp?
Yes, copy any joke into WhatsApp with one tap using the buttons on each card. Short Sardar jokes are among the most-forwarded message types in family groups.