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Naughty sms messages
About Naughty SMS
Naughty SMS live in the playful space between funny and flirty: cheeky teasing, double meanings, and mischievous lines meant to raise an eyebrow and a smile at the same time. This collection gathers naughty messages for close friends who enjoy bold humour and for partners who appreciate a wink in text form. They are cheeky rather than crude — the kind of message you can defend with 'it was a joke!' and have that actually be true. As with all teasing, the secret is knowing your audience: send these to people whose sense of humour you are sure of, and keep them away from the family group chat. Used well, a naughty text is a little spark of fun in an ordinary day; browse the pages and pick the one whose mischief matches yours.
Always start your day with
a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here,take off urs pants
and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed
without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas
A girl phoned me the
other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down more Ok
more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat
u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
He came at night, explored
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Very good! Intelligent
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb
oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2'rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now... Bye!
there are 3 chambers in
my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bcoz You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
What is the height of
Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A
BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha
aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe
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this is your mobile operator
we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo
It's better to stay away
from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your lifesanthu
A husband was stung by
a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto
If i was a dog If
If i was a dog If i was a dog and u are a flower I would raise my leg and give u a shower neema t
ru know full fom of
DARLING ? D = dear A = always R = remembar L = love I = is N = not G = game D.K
Frequently Asked Questions
Are naughty SMS appropriate to send to friends?
They can be, if you know the friend well and they enjoy cheeky humour. These messages are playful and teasing rather than explicit, but you should still only send them to people you are confident will take them in the spirit intended.
What is the difference between naughty and flirt SMS?
Flirt messages are aimed at someone you are romantically interested in and are usually sweeter. Naughty messages are broader — jokes and teasing for friends as well as partners. If you want romance, the Flirt SMS and Love SMS sections may suit better.
Can I share these on WhatsApp?
Yes, every message can be copied into WhatsApp or any chat app with the Copy button. Just double-check which chat you are sending to before you tap send — naughty messages are famous for landing in the wrong group.
Are there naughty SMS in Urdu and Hindi?
Yes, you will find Roman Urdu and Hindi naughty jokes and messages mixed through these pages, reflecting how most people actually joke with their close friends.