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Love sms CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...


Love sms Always start your day with
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Love sms Come here,take off urs pants
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

Love sms Lastnite i went 2 bed
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas

Love sms A girl phoned me the
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Love sms Press down down more Ok
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !

Love sms I really deeply wish tat
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Love sms He came at night, explored
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

Love sms Very good! Intelligent
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

Love sms oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

Love sms there are 3 chambers in
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram

Love sms What is the height of
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit

Love sms BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha

Love sms aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe
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aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki
chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

raghavv 2417

Love sms this is your mobile operator
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo

Love sms It's better to stay away
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your lifesanthu

Love sms A husband was stung by
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto

Love sms If i was a dog If
If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t

Love sms ru know full fom of
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K