Patient : I always see
spots before my eyes. Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help? Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!By Uzzal
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what's common between the SUN
& WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR? 1) both are hott 2) both look better while going down 3) both disappear by night............
Mother to Teenage Daughter :
"I think its time that we should talk about SEX." Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".
A woman goes 2 a
dentist 4 tooth extraction doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed
A Train is bout2 crash.
A frantic virgin strips off n says: '' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?'' So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''
Early to bed and early
to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.
Husband asks,Do u know the
meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime! WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
What do you call a
wife who is sexy, beautiful,intelligent,understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumour!
Whats the closest thing to
a womans period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked
My wife ran away with
my best friend. To tell you the truth, I really miss him.
Doctor to Patient : The
check which u gave me has returned back. Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
Tcher: How Old is ur
father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born. by jazzy
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko
log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.By Baasha
Girls are like roads,more the
curves,more the dangerous they are. By Rock
Banta Sing! u get marry
with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing. By Kalsoom
Once a chunti saw a
dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .By Naila
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian
mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! By Baasha
AT 18 a lady is
like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho
Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
Husband asks, Do you know
the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
Sardar was writing something very
slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl
said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main
tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi
gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
do u know pakistan means...no!ok
i m gonna tell you P=perfect A=aimitious K=kool I=islamic S=super T=talented A=able N=nation.......
thousands laid down there lives
so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day vishal
azadi k din par meri
dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de AZADI DAY MUBARAK usman
Take a stand against evil,
corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride & we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI." god bless hai ram jai hind!!! Prerna
Take the future in ur
hands see it resting in ur palms it's not to late to take a stand You'll be sorry when it's gone You'll be sorry Prerna
"No nation is perfect, it
needs to be made perfect" Prerna
Then Join hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistani's all! By uniting we stand by dividing we fall, Jashne Azadi Mubarik. Allah Bless our country. From Saba
independence Day is a good
time to examine who we are and how we got here.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY by Ash
HappyIndependence Day The Flag Of My
HappyIndependence Day The Flag Of My Country White&Green Enjoy Colours By Aashiq+966563640742
aaj main aap se apne
dil ki bat kahna chati hun han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen ***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*** farah
Other might have forgotten, But never
Other might have forgotten, But never can i, The Flag of my country Furls very high, Happy Independence day kami(KSA)+966564101979
On Independence Day Here's wising our
On Independence Day Here's wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us... NOW AND ALWAYS!kami(KSA)+966564101979
Pray to Allah Almighty, And show
Pray to Allah Almighty, And show some faith n dignity, Quran be at your side, Islam giving you a pride, Sunnah be a light for you, That will glow and let you do, All the acts to make you feel, Nothing but this land is real.kami(KSA)+966564101979
Happy B'DAY. Oh no, Happy
NATIONAL Day. Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY. No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW Year. Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY Moby
Aik din Allah ne apni
Rehmaton k darwaze kholey Aur kaha, hai koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai koi Doasti Magne Wala? Hai koi chahat mangne wala? Tu main ne kaha, Aay Allah! Sari khushian…………. Sari dolat… sari Rehmatein… dey de mere iss doast KO0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)
Achi Batain: @jis n apni akel
Achi Batain: @jis n apni akel ko kafi samga aur apni rahy per gharor kiya,vo ghumra hian. @apny ap ko tamina se bachaho,k vo bevakofoo ki vadi hian. @jo kohi saber ka talib ho,ALLAH is ko saber ata kerta hian. @logho mian se ALLAH ko napasand vo hai jo sub se zada jagralo ho.
Ap(SAW) n fermaya: @igher kohi shakhis
Ap(SAW) n fermaya: @igher kohi shakhis mugy apni zuban aur apni sharum gha ki hafazet ki zamanet de dy,to mian is k liye jinnat ki zamanet do gha. @mugy gharibo main talash kero,kyu k gharibo k zariye he tumy maded aur rozi milti hian. @jis n choti kasim ghae,is n apna ghar veran ker liya. @muslimano apis main eik dosry se tamuskher(mazak)na kiya kero.mumken hain jis ka tum tamaskher kery,vo tum se behter ho.
H. IMAM ZAMANA (A.S.) kehte
hai : " Phir tumme se har ek ko woh kaam ( amal ) karne chahiye ( yaane gunahon se bachna ) jo tumko hamare mohabbat se kareeb le aae. "
Jaan e Badar o Hunain
baqee ha Qalb e Zahra ka chaain baqee ha Kehdo Is daur kay yazeedon say Aaj bhe Ek HUSSAIN baqee ha (*__*_...^,*,^..._*__*) Lay kay Ayay ga Zulfiqar e Khuda Shah e Badr o Hunain ki Soorat Aaj Khamosh ha Hassan ki tarah Kal uthay ga Hussain ki Soorat
the most beautiful word is
ALLAH the best exercise is NAMAADH the worlds perfect book is QURUAN so b a gud frnf of them then nothing is impossible
when we r suffring frm
fever or other desease it doesnot mean that GOD doesnot love u but it means that he is checking ur patients .so pray ALLAH while suffring frm desease.......
GOD calls back those people
he love most and give chance to those people that doesnot obey HIm......
And if they belie you
say: For me are my deeds and for you are your deeds! You are innocent of what i do and you are innocent of what you do! (10:41) Jibril +233242704215