Can v do romance in
the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving MosquitoBy Nav D
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U r a nice person... but..U
U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... By Manzar
From Mon to Sun, From
Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been ..........a headache!
Could u fax me ur
photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
1 day u'll B srprisd
2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
American-Dogs can find Bombs in
my country.Japanese-Fish can play Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko
are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar
Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :
L o n g t
i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Government of Pakistan has introduced
a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
A - U'r Attractive B
U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
One Stone is Enough to
break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
A new software has been
introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down Press Up Wrong key pressed,UrMobile damaged By Dr Bilal
U have wasted 12345678910 ...s econds reading my
U have wasted 12345678910 ...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work By Bhargav
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha By Haazzi
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri
hon,(In Urdu) anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hmari dosti itni gahri ho, K nokri tum karo salary meri ho.By SARI&MADI
In a bath room, a
boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty. By Ram
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai
tumhe....badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe....Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe......By zaheer khan
pahlay hat ma lo phir
pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna By Kami
Flowers fie, ories end, songs
fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die. By Saira
Open with Love... If I disturb
Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...
main tumse kuch kahana chahata
hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
U R 100% beautiful, U R
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job?
Whn u r alone, Whn u
Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf
ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.By Rythem
usne kaha or dabao ,,,,,
main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :dBy Zubi
Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi
Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem
Raat ko karo gey to
SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey... Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey... EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem
Do u know that ur
smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly By zeeshi
you are very smrta smatr
srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.By faheem
Do u know how to
entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples * PRESS DOWN * > * PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz
u r many kolometres away
frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network3.animal planetBy swaran
pyar na rahe to vafa
kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By swaran
Not every flower can represent
love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........
Why did God Create U
before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
Last night some Monkeys came
running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh
tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
we've known....each other for....quite a
while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?
Sweet fruits r nice 2
eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
2days weather 4cast: it wud
b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
haha nothing special my friend,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend, just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
If u want SUCCESS in
life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.
i look at the moon the
i look at the moon the moon is beautiful i look at you i..i... i rather look at the moon again
The rain makes all things
beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Why do U think I
SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass