If-You care for me ,i
care for you You miss me,i miss you. You like me i like you. You message me,i message you. You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i'll kill you By bhanu prakash d.v
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so sweet is ur smile, so
so sweet is ur smile, so sweet is ur style, so sweet is ur talk, so sweet is ur walk, c how sweetly i lie!!!!By Mez
Door Bohat hi Door Kisi
lambay safar pr janay walay Mujhay hamaysha kion DAR lagta hai TUM JALDI LOTE AAO GAY By Latif Shah
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car
di;Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiyaBy Bikram
As a person u r: =>
As a person u r: => ADORABLE => SWEET => SIMPLE => HONEST => OBEDIENT => LOVEABLE => EXCELLENT ****** In short U R an asshole!
You = Lovely You = Perfect You
You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = sweet You = Cute You = gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous me = lier! :)
The animals of a jungle
have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
I chased love i found
friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.
If you eve want 2
suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....
Hello, U R So, art! S art! m s art!
Hello, U R So, art! S art! m s art! m s art! s artm! ms art! ms art! ms art! ms art! SORRY, this doesn't fit u...
I cannot hide this from
u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
R u mad? Y r u
R u mad? Y r u reading me? There is nothing in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. OK Read me now. By Dr.Bilal
if sumone calls u crazy,dont
mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.By Meeni
AM I CUTE? TEST call
if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous By Naveed
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep
like OCEAN. High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.By Amina
A baby monkey asked his
mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! !By Yatin
A friend is like a
pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow By fathee
Repeat these lines at least
2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba"By Javed
Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflowe r Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet
Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.By Javed
In heaven together we were
in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool. By JBM
Can v do romance in
the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving MosquitoBy Nav D
U r a nice person... but..U
U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... By Manzar
From Mon to Sun, From
Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been ..........a headache!
Could u fax me ur
photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
1 day u'll B srprisd
2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
American-Dogs can find Bombs in
my country.Japanese-Fish can play Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko
are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar
Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :
L o n g t
i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Government of Pakistan has introduced
a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
A - U'r Attractive B
U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
One Stone is Enough to
break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
A new software has been
introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down Press Up Wrong key pressed,UrMobile damaged By Dr Bilal
U have wasted 12345678910 ...s econds reading my
U have wasted 12345678910 ...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work By Bhargav
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha By Haazzi
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri
hon,(In Urdu) anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hmari dosti itni gahri ho, K nokri tum karo salary meri ho.By SARI&MADI
In a bath room, a
boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty. By Ram
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai
tumhe....badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe....Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe......By zaheer khan
pahlay hat ma lo phir
pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna By Kami
Flowers fie, ories end, songs
fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die. By Saira
Open with Love... If I disturb
Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...
main tumse kuch kahana chahata
hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
U R 100% beautiful, U R
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job?
Whn u r alone, Whn u
Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf
ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.By Rythem
usne kaha or dabao ,,,,,
main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :dBy Zubi
Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi
Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem