ku kata ka ka ku ku
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
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LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL
THINGS: SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
Aaj kal mun kar raha
Aaj kal mun kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau thanedaar ka
DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES
DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above workpossible So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Promise me v r true
frendz, i'm lamp u r lite, i'm coke u r sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha
Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes - UP7-7500 City-
Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes - UP7-7500 City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174 Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
dosti ka safar lamba hain
to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!!By Aish
mosum he dewana dil hai
mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahanaBy Taswar
The NHS regrets to inform
you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. By Ikram Marwat
A-u r attractive, B- u
r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny,G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.By Nazo
Aahat si koi hui to
lugta hai ke tum ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho By Sonia
Kash aap kabi hamari gali
main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LOBy Sumera
Jub app angrai lete hain,to
mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.By Noor
I m at police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha
Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
God made daylight n called
it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON.
Life is like a MOVIE... If
Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
I wrote, ur name on
da sand n it got washed away, I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away, II wrote ur name on my heart n.... I got a HEART ATTACK!
Tum Haste Raho
Haste Raho Haste Raho Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!
Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its
Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear & near friend... Its U Who's a liar.. Its me!
teray liye chand taray tor
doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.By dilwala_abdi
i love u,i love u,i
love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don't be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.By Shaon
if 10 persons in a
day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...if 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN... By Sweety
app hamareee gali main aayaa
thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay !" allah k naam pe dede baba" By ghabhrai app
3 things i like about
u. 1------- 2-----.------ 3-----,------,------- Yaar kush to asha kia hot zindagi main By Sanum
Hi, I m standing by
my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from .............Groung floorBy Naima
Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad
ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJABy Rohan
Aap kya jano hum tumhe
kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai....
Hello DEAR Where R U Now...? No Visits..., No
Hello DEAR Where R U Now...? No Visits..., No Calls...., No SMS from Wik, No Missed calls, I M So worried... --------- Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y!
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu teri sath laya... Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... Ke Lagta hai ki... Aaj bhi TU... Nahin 'NAHAYA'.....
This is not fair! How could
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? ANIMAL PLANET!
Mere Marne ke baad aey
dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
A *smile* is a sign
of joy, A *hug* is a sign of love, A *laugh* is a sign of happiness, A *Friend* like me is a sign of "YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!
YOU are very cute becos
in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere
Dil kar raha hai keh.... aajtumhein
Dil kar raha hai keh.... aajtumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... kis... kis... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........By Manzar
People Liv, People Die, People
Laugh, People Cry, Sum Give up, Sum Will Try, Sum Says Hi, Sum Says Bye, Sum may 4get 2disturb U but, HOW Can I?By Baasha
I luv u I really
do... I only luv u.... I cannot hurt u... Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz "LUV ANIMALS" By Baasha
aap ko miss karna roz
ki baat hai aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai By kami4u
tohar chehra moti saman.................... tohar chehra
tohar chehra moti saman.................... tohar chehra moti saman.................... tohar chehra moti saman.................... tohar chehra moti saman.................... MOTI HAMAR KUTTE KA NAM.........By vikas surya
If-You care for me ,i
care for you You miss me,i miss you. You like me i like you. You message me,i message you. You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i'll kill you By bhanu prakash d.v
so sweet is ur smile, so
so sweet is ur smile, so sweet is ur style, so sweet is ur talk, so sweet is ur walk, c how sweetly i lie!!!!By Mez
Door Bohat hi Door Kisi
lambay safar pr janay walay Mujhay hamaysha kion DAR lagta hai TUM JALDI LOTE AAO GAY By Latif Shah
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car
di;Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiyaBy Bikram
As a person u r: =>
As a person u r: => ADORABLE => SWEET => SIMPLE => HONEST => OBEDIENT => LOVEABLE => EXCELLENT ****** In short U R an asshole!
You = Lovely You = Perfect You
You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = sweet You = Cute You = gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous me = lier! :)
The animals of a jungle
have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
I chased love i found
friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.
If you eve want 2
suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....
Hello, U R So, art! S art! m s art!
Hello, U R So, art! S art! m s art! m s art! s artm! ms art! ms art! ms art! ms art! SORRY, this doesn't fit u...