How to kill mosqiuito? 1. Catch
How to kill mosqiuito? 1. Catch it alive. 2. Tie its legs. 3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach. 4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth... n pour a spoon of poison..... Mission Accomplished.... Amit
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we gathered in a large
hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............Shehran Ayub.
bacha ne kaha dady dady
mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par rahahai haseeb
fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh.
fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can K-keep O-our F-friendship F-forever..By chammalhey
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done.........By Ikram
yaad hai jab hum pehli
bar mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By Rini
kya aap k ser per
seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay. By Ansari
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye by dilwala abdi
"when i call u,one ring
means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
I saw u on a
road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan
Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg--- -150kg-----100kg------50k g-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
A psychological study prove that
monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now
I want to suck you...
lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
3 tips to break a
mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
Keep in touch with me..
Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
If ever un ur life
u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
Mistakes are not crime,If u
can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
U picked me up,U took
me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.By Uzaal
Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I
Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember You?.. Then my Heart answered it's simple... BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal
No matter how high the
sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU.... They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal
The United Nations has assigned
1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...By Vinz
the police are looking for
a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane... Husn
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane... Husn Bana to Deewane bane... Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
Star + Moon = romanticNight
Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Ure so sexy u drive
me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
Youre Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent
Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact youre becoming more like me everyday!
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable
lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
I saw sumthing in da
shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
Ur cute gorgeous fine &
dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
What did the elephant say
to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
Q:What is the difference between
a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
This message was sent exclusively
for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Stars + Moon=Romantic night, birds+sky=Lovely
day, animals + forest=refreshing world, u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot By Akkaash
Last Nite d Devils Came
To My Room... They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said 'OH! NO! We Can't Disturb Our BOSS!' By Baasha
lauhging is best medison ,so
laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospitalBy Rashid
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen By Asim
Both of you go up
and down, protection is tight, keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert..... I Know you love....Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!!By Uzaal
ku kata ka ka ku ku
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL
THINGS: SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
Aaj kal mun kar raha
Aaj kal mun kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau thanedaar ka
DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES
DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above workpossible So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Promise me v r true
frendz, i'm lamp u r lite, i'm coke u r sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha
Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes - UP7-7500 City-
Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes - UP7-7500 City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174 Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
dosti ka safar lamba hain
to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!!By Aish
mosum he dewana dil hai
mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahanaBy Taswar
The NHS regrets to inform
you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. By Ikram Marwat
A-u r attractive, B- u
r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny,G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.By Nazo