woh konsi jagha hai jaha
mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai KYA! kitna ganda sochte ho......... I am talking about AFRICA sudhar jao!!By Sonia
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Suno kahana hoo ..................... Ja ha ho
Suno kahana hoo ..................... Jaha ho wahi rahna .................. 3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana .......... Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai .......... Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....By Umair
u r a donkey d 4
u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young By Shibz
Arz kiya hai: I am a
Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif
When I was born Devil
said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali
IN case of fire read
this message................... ..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL
What wiil you be doing
on the weekend? I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia
I have won a holiday
trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused
,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi
when i was born satan
said another god and when you were born satan said competition.rato
if people say ur crazy Be
if people say ur crazy Be Patient. Ur Monkey, Be Relax. Ur stubid, Be coo. But if TheySay U R Smart, Thapar Lagana Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....Bubloo
ham gulab ke phool hen
tou kya hua, log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen tou kya hua~! aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji shehzad hanif
HI MISS ME OR HATE
ME BOTH R IN MY FAvor IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART......... IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND......... MUFS
ek aap ho jo itnay
pyaray ho ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon By Maha
SHIT s4 smart h4 handsome i4 intelligent t4 tallented
SHIT s4 smart h4 handsome i4 intelligent t4 tallented i think u r a big shit By Maha
i see ur face when
iam dreaming thats why i always wake up screamingBy Maha
Think Big. Think Positive. Think
Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! adil(not doing love)mehboob
do U want to see
malika bathing press down (Give some gap here) U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow pandu
U R 100% beautiful, U R
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words..ali.
Some time my heart ask
me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.Misha
How to kill mosqiuito? 1. Catch
How to kill mosqiuito? 1. Catch it alive. 2. Tie its legs. 3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach. 4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth... n pour a spoon of poison..... Mission Accomplished.... Amit
we gathered in a large
hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............Shehran Ayub.
bacha ne kaha dady dady
mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par rahahai haseeb
fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh.
fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can K-keep O-our F-friendship F-forever..By chammalhey
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done.........By Ikram
yaad hai jab hum pehli
bar mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By Rini
kya aap k ser per
seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay. By Ansari
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye by dilwala abdi
"when i call u,one ring
means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
I saw u on a
road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan
Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg--- -150kg-----100kg------50k g-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
A psychological study prove that
monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now
I want to suck you...
lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
3 tips to break a
mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
Keep in touch with me..
Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
If ever un ur life
u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
Mistakes are not crime,If u
can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
U picked me up,U took
me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.By Uzaal
Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I
Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember You?.. Then my Heart answered it's simple... BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal
No matter how high the
sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU.... They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal
The United Nations has assigned
1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...By Vinz
the police are looking for
a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane... Husn
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane... Husn Bana to Deewane bane... Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
Star + Moon = romanticNight
Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Ure so sexy u drive
me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
Youre Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent
Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact youre becoming more like me everyday!
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable
lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?