mujhay aap se kuch ke hna hai wohi 3 lafz jo s ub ki dilon ki dharkan ko cho
mujhay aap se kuch kehna hai wohi 3 lafz jo sub ki dilon ki dharkan ko cho lain i... love.... Pakistan...Arsal
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As a person u r: =>
As a person u r: => ADORABLE => SWEET => SIMPLE => HONEST => OBEDIENT => LOVEABLE => EXCELLENT ****** In short U R an asshole!By TC
jub subah jago tu kalma
tayaba parho. jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho. jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho. jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho afsheen
EYES: to look at u. HAND:
EYES: to look at u. HAND: to pray for u. MIND: to remember u. HEART: to make friendship with u. and LEG: to kick u if u forget me.... So alkways remeber me!!!Prio
ek aap ho ki kitne
achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon. frasat
Hey, I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
Hey, I, Dont Need Ur Attitude BCoz I, Have One Of My Own Malik
i'm at thepolice station at
moment, they acussed me of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!! Medupi
Taste this sms!! Do u feel
Taste this sms!! Do u feel te taste of ginger? No?? Obviously!!!! BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...SEHRISH
aap ke liye film me
baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi. Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"montu In Urdu jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh cute intellizent smart sweet brave nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na. from karachi samira
main bewakoof main bew akoof main bewakoof ma in bewakoof ahista bolo yaar yahan tak
main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hayhurmat
when u feel sad, to
cheer up. just go to the mirror and say, "damn i am soooooooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness but don't make it habit. coz liars go to hell.....hurmat
Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all
flowers r nice & sweet but they have no comparison wid u bcoz..........."Gobhi kay phool ki tu baat he kuch aur hay"......hurmat
zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi
bhi aa sakti hain paisa mout aur ??? aur..?? aur...aur? bolo bhi...... mera msg.........hurmat
CONGRATULATIONS U R AWARDED THE DEGREE OF
CONGRATULATIONS U R AWARDED THE DEGREE OF (MBA) 4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA bec MBA means M.member B.bekari( Begger) A.association:) mehnaz venjhar
1 thing I like about
u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi nahidyson
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.Mujtaba Baloch
Qayamat k din farishton ne
kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee, "EXTRA SHEET NEEDED" Mukhoji
kanhihoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy har bureey
kanhihoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyeyirfaan
the best quality i like
in u is that ..............u r very sentimental 1% senti 99% mental...............hurmat
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: r u handsome ? r
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: r u handsome ? r u good looking ? r u trained ? r u hardworking ? looking for a job ? then................. apply now; we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo. lovebird
aik khuaab aik khayal aik haqeeqat
aik khuaab aik khayal aik haqeeqat ho tum dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms
karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.madni
AApki chal morni jaisi, aawaj koyal
AApki chal morni jaisi, aawaj koyal jaisa, dimag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher jaisa, ankhen hirn jaisi,..... Kitana achchha hota agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!Fareen Pasaya from mumbai
"Lord, BLESS this friend so
dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like me." Amen. keytie
Warning, cell phones cause radiations
which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.By Adeela
I want to kill the
SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend .... SUCIDE is a crime.Jeet (Mumbai)
teri sula ke lu? ya bitha
teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir terijuka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu. Rajesh
just go to hell yes you u
just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.Raj
Can v do romance in
the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting Reply me soon urs lovingly, "MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever
sirf tumhare liye chand tare
chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon. mumtaz
i belive u so much.
i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful. Mady
Let the most beautiful dream
come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....Preety
Musharraf sahab ko india par
attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo. Naveed Jafri
I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE
I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE U I LOVE Uttappa more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.Sudarshan
Hum dua karte hain Khuda
se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!ALI AFZAL
If u Punch me,I dont
mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY"ATM CARD" nasim mahanagar
if i need "Brain Transplantation"
i will perfer your brain... dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used beforeALI AFZAL
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay; Husan
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay; Husan walay kharab hoon gay; Bewafa shumar hoon gay; Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay; By Asif
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The same hw r u?...wts up?by Sa Ak
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! ........by Sa Ak
woh konsi jagha hai jaha
mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai KYA! kitna ganda sochte ho......... I am talking about AFRICA sudhar jao!!By Sonia
Suno kahana hoo ..................... Ja ha ho
Suno kahana hoo ..................... Jaha ho wahi rahna .................. 3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana .......... Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai .......... Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....By Umair
u r a donkey d 4
u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young By Shibz
Arz kiya hai: I am a
Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif
When I was born Devil
said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali
IN case of fire read
this message................... ..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL
What wiil you be doing
on the weekend? I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia
I have won a holiday
trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused
,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi
when i was born satan
said another god and when you were born satan said competition.rato