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plz don't read this nahi to nahi

plz don't read this nahi to nahi to hojay ga ? aary wohi jis sy hum darty hain ? ? wohi jo is umar main aksar hojata hai ? ?dakha ho gaya na ? ? time waste or kia mehnaz venjahar

so sweet ur smile??? so sweet

so sweet ur smile??? so sweet is urstyle??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet r ur eyes?? see how sweetly i lie:) mehnaz venjhar

I saw u on the

roof 1 day, U were looking so pretty, Ur face so divine, Ur walk so perfect, My heart started 2 sing a song: ud kothay uton kaawaan way tExTiLiOn

GO TO HELL,YES UU, U

,,,ONLY UUU, BCOZ U CHANGE HELL INTO HEAVEN,,KEEP IN TOUCH JOKER

KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA

LEE MEHANDI, HUM BHI AAB SEHRA SAJAYEGE" "MUJHE PATA THA KI VO APNE NASEEB MEI NAHIN, AAB USKI CHOTI BEHEN KO PATAYENGE" Rajeev

Ek Dost Banaya jaye, jisay

Ek Dost Banaya jaye, jisay palkoon pay bathaya jaye, ho kuch mera aur uss ka rishta aisa k, jab wo rahe udas to ham se bhi na muskraya jaye.Mr. Kahloon

this time i'm sure and

i'm gonna say it...... i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love yougurt: especially with rice hurmat

Hi sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make aplace

Hi sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart! I may come there any time! Ur's faithfully "HEART ATTACK!"fathee

aj apko dekha najane kion ap

aj apko dekha najane kion ap bdle bdle lag rhe the mera dil mje mjboor krta hai k kch kh doon pr dar lgta hai pr khna to pRe ga k..........naak saaf kr lein

Good NEWS:) Free accomodation(khana peena rent

Good NEWS:) Free accomodation(khana peena rent sab free)4 More information just Dial 15.prince868

hey u scared ? but

i dont think ..how can u, yea thatz what im thinking we scared becuz of gost but u r the brilliant one of those Arish bukhari

lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka

ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai Arish bukhari

kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum,

huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh bye Arish bukhari

garifta dil tha roya tha

yaad ker k tujhey.tamam raat nahi soya yaad kerk tujhey. oof khudaya yeh bijli kab ayegi.umer

yes you u really disspointed

yes you u really disspointed me i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT why don't u stop telling others my secret? that I M CUTE Taha

i hv a confesion to

make.ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .every nite u appears in my dreams and i find myself shouting "spook spook"lufuno

dil chahata hay, tum say

milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

no visits.......... no calls........... no missed calls........ no

no visits.......... no calls........... no missed calls........ no sms\'s............ no mails............... no chat............ i m worried..........u r in jail again???hurmat

have u done 2 of

thae most important things when u woke up today???? 1) pray , so that u may live long 2) take a bath so that other can live long.......hurmat

why do donkey eat grass? .....?? ......?? ?? ...........???????? oooooooppppsssss!!!!

why do donkey eat grass? .....?? ......???? ...........???????? oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter. hurmat

mujhay aap se kuch ke hna hai wohi 3 lafz jo s ub ki dilon ki dharkan ko cho

mujhay aap se kuch kehna hai wohi 3 lafz jo sub ki dilon ki dharkan ko cho lain i... love.... Pakistan...Arsal

As a person u r: =>

As a person u r: => ADORABLE => SWEET => SIMPLE => HONEST => OBEDIENT => LOVEABLE => EXCELLENT ****** In short U R an asshole!By TC

jub subah jago tu kalma

tayaba parho. jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho. jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho. jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho afsheen

EYES: to look at u. HAND:

EYES: to look at u. HAND: to pray for u. MIND: to remember u. HEART: to make friendship with u. and LEG: to kick u if u forget me.... So alkways remeber me!!!Prio

ek aap ho ki kitne

achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon. frasat

Hey, I, Dont Need Ur Attitude

Hey, I, Dont Need Ur Attitude BCoz I, Have One Of My Own Malik

i'm at thepolice station at

moment, they acussed me of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!! Medupi

Taste this sms!! Do u feel

Taste this sms!! Do u feel te taste of ginger? No?? Obviously!!!! BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...SEHRISH

aap ke liye film me

baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi. Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"montu In Urdu jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh cute intellizent smart sweet brave nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na. from karachi samira

main bewakoof main bew akoof main bewakoof ma in bewakoof ahista bolo yaar yahan tak

main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hayhurmat

when u feel sad, to

cheer up. just go to the mirror and say, "damn i am soooooooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness but don't make it habit. coz liars go to hell.....hurmat

Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all

flowers r nice & sweet but they have no comparison wid u bcoz..........."Gobhi kay phool ki tu baat he kuch aur hay"......hurmat

zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi

bhi aa sakti hain paisa mout aur ??? aur..?? aur...aur? bolo bhi...... mera msg.........hurmat

CONGRATULATIONS U R AWARDED THE DEGREE OF

CONGRATULATIONS U R AWARDED THE DEGREE OF (MBA) 4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA bec MBA means M.member B.bekari( Begger) A.association:) mehnaz venjhar

1 thing I like about

u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi nahidyson

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.Mujtaba Baloch

Qayamat k din farishton ne

kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee, "EXTRA SHEET NEEDED" Mukhoji

kanhihoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy har bureey

kanhihoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyeyirfaan

the best quality i like

in u is that ..............u r very sentimental 1% senti 99% mental...............hurmat

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: r u handsome ? r

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: r u handsome ? r u good looking ? r u trained ? r u hardworking ? looking for a job ? then................. apply now; we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo. lovebird

aik khuaab aik khayal aik haqeeqat

aik khuaab aik khayal aik haqeeqat ho tum dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms

karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.madni

AApki chal morni jaisi, aawaj koyal

AApki chal morni jaisi, aawaj koyal jaisa, dimag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher jaisa, ankhen hirn jaisi,..... Kitana achchha hota agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!Fareen Pasaya from mumbai

"Lord, BLESS this friend so

dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like me." Amen. keytie

Warning, cell phones cause radiations

which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.By Adeela

I want to kill the

SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend .... SUCIDE is a crime.Jeet (Mumbai)

teri sula ke lu? ya bitha

teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir terijuka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu. Rajesh

just go to hell yes you u

just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.Raj

Can v do romance in

the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting Reply me soon urs lovingly, "MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever

sirf tumhare liye chand tare

chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon. mumtaz