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hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos

hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3, muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes.. can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.slezz

R u Male or Female

??? Wants to know the answer... Then see down . . . . Not here u fooooooool...Abhishek

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir

kiss karo... Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao.. Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...Abhishek

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH

. BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE)....... KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......HONEY

I ask god a Flower

,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......george

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! soha

I luv the way it

rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush Zizo

Dark were those Days without

UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B EL I G H T" saaya

Which Part... of a man's

Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... Nikhil +919327007232

say e say ee say eee say eeee say

say e say ee say eee say eeee say eeeee say eeeeee very good now go & brush ur teeth.. gud dayNaresh

Someone told me dat u

r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true F- FRIENDLY L- LOVELYFUL I - INTELLIGENT R - ROMANTIC T - TRUTHFUL SO KEEP ON FLIRTING Sammy

i saw sumthing in da

shop window today. it was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION zaizo

Found! Loading.... ||| 10% |||||| 30% ||||| |||||||||| 100% Done! You Are SUCCESSFULLY LOADED IN

Found! Loading.... ||| 10% |||||| 30% ||||||||||||||| 100% Done! You Are SUCCESSFULLY LOADED IN MY HEART..Falak.kmk

Main Bewakoof Main Pagal Main Bewakoof Main Bewakoof Main

Main Bewakoof Main Pagal Main Bewakoof Main Bewakoof Main Pagal Main Bewakoof Aahista Boolo tumhari Aawaz Yahan Tak Aa Rahi hai :-) by Ruma Ansari Ruma Ansari (Pakistan)

3+3 = 8 bataoo kese

hoa?? bataoo bataoo?? nahi maloom?? mian bataon ?? "Ghalti Say" d:-D Ruma Ansari (Pakistan)

PADHNE baithe he they gaur kijiye

PADHNE baithe he they gaur kijiye ga padhne baithe he they kiki ki ki LIGHT CHALI GAYI. Tumul

kadam kadam pehawa ki aahat

kadihaan rakhna; MUSHKIL samay meinb dosti ko yaadrakhna; humari yadon kiKHUSHBU zaror ayegi tum bus apni NAAksaaf rakhna. breaking heart

hum app k hain kuan

hum app k hain kuan hum app k hain kuan hum app k hain kuan hum app k hain kuan hum app k hain kuan hum app k hain kuan kuch bhi nahin Asif

Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao Besharmon

Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao Besharmon Ki Tarah SMS Receive Kari Jao Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!! Sheikh VG

Allah aap ki umar lambi

kary.. Allah aap ko nokri dy.. Allah aap ko khush rakhy.. ALLAH aap ko barkat dy.. yaad ho gaya na chalo phir catora uthao or shuro ho jao.. mehnaz venjahar

plz don't read this nahi to nahi

plz don't read this nahi to nahi to hojay ga ? aary wohi jis sy hum darty hain ? ? wohi jo is umar main aksar hojata hai ? ?dakha ho gaya na ? ? time waste or kia mehnaz venjahar

so sweet ur smile??? so sweet

so sweet ur smile??? so sweet is urstyle??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet r ur eyes?? see how sweetly i lie:) mehnaz venjhar

I saw u on the

roof 1 day, U were looking so pretty, Ur face so divine, Ur walk so perfect, My heart started 2 sing a song: ud kothay uton kaawaan way tExTiLiOn

GO TO HELL,YES UU, U

,,,ONLY UUU, BCOZ U CHANGE HELL INTO HEAVEN,,KEEP IN TOUCH JOKER

KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA

LEE MEHANDI, HUM BHI AAB SEHRA SAJAYEGE" "MUJHE PATA THA KI VO APNE NASEEB MEI NAHIN, AAB USKI CHOTI BEHEN KO PATAYENGE" Rajeev

Ek Dost Banaya jaye, jisay

Ek Dost Banaya jaye, jisay palkoon pay bathaya jaye, ho kuch mera aur uss ka rishta aisa k, jab wo rahe udas to ham se bhi na muskraya jaye.Mr. Kahloon

this time i'm sure and

i'm gonna say it...... i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love yougurt: especially with rice hurmat

Hi sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make aplace

Hi sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart! I may come there any time! Ur's faithfully "HEART ATTACK!"fathee

aj apko dekha najane kion ap

aj apko dekha najane kion ap bdle bdle lag rhe the mera dil mje mjboor krta hai k kch kh doon pr dar lgta hai pr khna to pRe ga k..........naak saaf kr lein

Good NEWS:) Free accomodation(khana peena rent

Good NEWS:) Free accomodation(khana peena rent sab free)4 More information just Dial 15.prince868

hey u scared ? but

i dont think ..how can u, yea thatz what im thinking we scared becuz of gost but u r the brilliant one of those Arish bukhari

lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka

ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai Arish bukhari

kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum,

huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh bye Arish bukhari

garifta dil tha roya tha

yaad ker k tujhey.tamam raat nahi soya yaad kerk tujhey. oof khudaya yeh bijli kab ayegi.umer

yes you u really disspointed

yes you u really disspointed me i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT why don't u stop telling others my secret? that I M CUTE Taha

i hv a confesion to

make.ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .every nite u appears in my dreams and i find myself shouting "spook spook"lufuno

dil chahata hay, tum say

milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

no visits.......... no calls........... no missed calls........ no

no visits.......... no calls........... no missed calls........ no sms\'s............ no mails............... no chat............ i m worried..........u r in jail again???hurmat

have u done 2 of

thae most important things when u woke up today???? 1) pray , so that u may live long 2) take a bath so that other can live long.......hurmat

why do donkey eat grass? .....?? ......?? ?? ...........???????? oooooooppppsssss!!!!

why do donkey eat grass? .....?? ......???? ...........???????? oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter. hurmat

mujhay aap se kuch ke hna hai wohi 3 lafz jo s ub ki dilon ki dharkan ko cho

mujhay aap se kuch kehna hai wohi 3 lafz jo sub ki dilon ki dharkan ko cho lain i... love.... Pakistan...Arsal

As a person u r: =>

As a person u r: => ADORABLE => SWEET => SIMPLE => HONEST => OBEDIENT => LOVEABLE => EXCELLENT ****** In short U R an asshole!By TC

jub subah jago tu kalma

tayaba parho. jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho. jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho. jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho afsheen

EYES: to look at u. HAND:

EYES: to look at u. HAND: to pray for u. MIND: to remember u. HEART: to make friendship with u. and LEG: to kick u if u forget me.... So alkways remeber me!!!Prio

ek aap ho ki kitne

achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon. frasat

Hey, I, Dont Need Ur Attitude

Hey, I, Dont Need Ur Attitude BCoz I, Have One Of My Own Malik

i'm at thepolice station at

moment, they acussed me of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!! Medupi

Taste this sms!! Do u feel

Taste this sms!! Do u feel te taste of ginger? No?? Obviously!!!! BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...SEHRISH

aap ke liye film me

baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi. Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"montu In Urdu jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh cute intellizent smart sweet brave nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na. from karachi samira

main bewakoof main bew akoof main bewakoof ma in bewakoof ahista bolo yaar yahan tak

main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hayhurmat