baby u are the bomb
surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! wize-up
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CAN UTHINK " 2+ 5 =11
CAN UTHINK " 2+ 5 =11 " KASY AYA? SOCHO_SOCHO NAHI MAULOOM THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO. ABHI BHEE NHAI? OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA. ? "GALTEESE"RIZI
A - U'r Attractive B
U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding fehmi
I want to kiss ur
lips I want to smell ur breath I want to touch ur tunk I want to touch ur teeth But u dun worry I m ur friend dentonic!! kaash +923216968081
sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur
sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur nechay maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay kaash +923216968081
Log kehte hai ki khuda
ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. Red King
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle
main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"roshan
Only the open heart receives
LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!Shafqat
I Love "u" , I
Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u", Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! Nasir Latif
1 msg received... 1 cool person
1 msg received... 1 cool person sent it... 1 fool is reading it... 1 fool gets mad... 1 fool is still reading it... 1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! kj willy
Tumhien pata hai bahens ka
munh kala hoota hai, Nahi pata? Vakaee nahii pata?? Koee baat nahi. AAINA DEKH LO. fiza
All ways keep your LOVER'S
photo in your purse. when ever you are in big trouble see the photo. you will feel that No other problem bigger than this... prapti
Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age... Mahiwaal
Sorry 4 disturbing u. can
Sorry 4 disturbing u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing cards and I lost the jokerMahiwaal
After engagement : Superman After
After engagement : Superman After Marriage : Gentleman After 10 years : Watchman After 20 years : Doberman Mahiwaal
Sincere Apology: If u dont
like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!! Mahiwaal
Birds love you, monkeys love
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you! Mahiwaal
My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... 10% Senti and 90% Mental..! Mahiwaal
I ve written nice poem
4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far Mahiwaal
Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! Mahiwaal
Good news fom U Rent
free accomondation (Khana, Peena, Peena, Sona, Rehana.... Sab Free) For more details Just dail 100. Darshan
If you have any problms-
Bindas tell me, i'll elp you. If you don't have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll create sum4u! "After all Hum Hai Kisliye" Darshan
Sincer Apology; if u don't
like to any of my SMS & dont like to read, then plz don't hesitate, feel free to...... THROW Ur MOBILE!! Darshan
**Preaty **Karina **Ami sha **Rani **Ash **Sus h **Shilpa **Rakhi **B ipasha **Mallika **Megh na **All Wish U
**Preaty **Karina **Amisha **Rani **Ash **Sush **Shilpa **Rakhi **Bipasha **Mallika **Meghna **All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN Darshan
A Rose alwyas Rose whether
it is in golden pot or in dustbin. Same way U R alwyas my friend Wheter U R in Central Jail Or in Mental Hospital... Darshan
chup chup rehti ho... kuch nehi
chup chup rehti ho... kuch nehi kehti ho.... kya! kya! kya goongi ho???? saadia hassan
Its too heard to loose
someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.0761146292 floyd
Hey hav you heared the
news?..Now phone call will be billed according to ur Brain size.Bigger ur brain is,much will b the call rate. "VOILA"!!!YOU CAN MAKE FREE CALLS NOW!Shohag
Hay Baby ! If you
were a hamberger at McDonald's, I would like to say you McVerySexy Osmana
Open My Heart Get Inside If You
Open My Heart Get Inside If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him Squall
b ba bak b ba bakb baka bakbak bkik bkbkb kbkbkik GOOD THAT WAS CHECKING TRAINING 2MORROW
b ba bak b ba bakb baka bakbak bkik bkbkbkbkbkik GOOD THAT WAS CHECKING TRAINING 2MORROW WILL BE DONKEY TRAINING Squall +966569695238
Good looks catch the eyes, but
Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it... habeeba
If god comes and asks
for a wish," Bill-Gates may ask,'I want to be the master of IT forever. Aishwarya may ask,'No other girl in the coming generations shouldn't be more beautiful than me.'But I will ask to keep u healthy always and attack me instead."I LOVE U SOOO MUCH". Kishore
when u r alone... when
when u r alone... when ur crying..... when ur upset.... when ur sad...... just make a call to me....becoz incoming is free for me.... Satheesh
Today, tommorow and yesterday there
will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! Mukhoji
roses are red,violets are blue,
the bulldog next door reminds me of you pelo
Once a baby monkey ask
his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki_aliza
Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad
Mar Gaya Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya Bilkul Usi tarah haan Usi tarh yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz.... Ajnabee
AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP
KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI WAIT..... WAIT..... WAIT..... BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTImukesh
Opn ur legs n get
on top of me..well, do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so dat u can do ur thng quik, There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] slezz
hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos
hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3, muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes.. can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.slezz
R u Male or Female
??? Wants to know the answer... Then see down . . . . Not here u fooooooool...Abhishek
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir
kiss karo... Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao.. Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...Abhishek
ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH
. BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE)....... KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......HONEY
I ask god a Flower
,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......george
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! soha
I luv the way it
rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush Zizo
Dark were those Days without
UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B EL I G H T" saaya
Which Part... of a man's
Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... Nikhil +919327007232
say e say ee say eee say eeee say
say e say ee say eee say eeee say eeeee say eeeeee very good now go & brush ur teeth.. gud dayNaresh