Maine pucha chand se ki
dekha hai koi mere yaar sa haseen.....Chand ne kaha...Dimag mat kha,itne upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!! Keshav(919979077868)
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Jab tumhe uparwale ne tapkaya
hoga use bahut maja aaya hoga,Hasi di bachon wali,Surat di bholi bhali,Mizaz diya cool,Aur dimag dena gaya bhool....!!! Keshav(919979077868)
Thought for the future generation:
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.zaibi 03217566867
Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White
Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgizaibi 03217566867
Teri awaz sunne ko jab
taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hainzaibi 03217566867
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMSzaibi 03217566867
Dream makes everything possible, Hope
makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teethzaibi 03217566867
Do u know similarity between
Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.zaibi 03217566867
Baba ji ka mela laga
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Legs utha ke karo, Tange faila
Legs utha ke karo, Tange faila ke karo, Ghuma ghuma ke karo, Aage peechey dono taraf karo, Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga Oye I'm talking abt Yogazaibi 03217566867
( MUJHSE SHADDI KAROGI )
Aaj rat tak soch lo kal ko ammi abu bhai aapi sub ko betha ker mashwara ker k person lazmi jawab dena k yeh diouloge ki film ka hai ! ha ha ha faisal
Q:Which Boy Has the permission
to go to a girl's bathroom and touch her every where he likes? A:Lifebouy Babar
ARZ kia hia k main
ja raha tha k woh aa gaye ...o shit :( mujy phir Toilet jana para ....Hamid ali .. 03026634069
Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli Ugly UglyBus.......
Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli Ugly UglyBus....... Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!! Barbei
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any jobNadeesha
R u mad? Y r u
R u mad? Y r u reading me? There is nothing in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. OK Read me nowNadeesha
2 Prove his love.. he swam
2 Prove his love.. he swam the DEEPEST river.. crossed the HOTTEST dessert.. climbed the HIGHEST mountain.. she.. divorced him coz.... HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !!Ann
HEY YOU KNOW! THAT YOU
ARE SO SWEET? DO YOU KNOW Y BCOZ I HAVE SEEN THOUSANDS "BEE" AROUND YOU mohsin
in day i miss u at
in day i miss u at night i miss u in morning i miss u i miss u every moment i miss u every second i miss u alot....... my stolen chappal i really miss u usman
KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL
UDAAS HAI TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR TU AIK KHAAS HAI ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI HOTI adilmehboob0321-4870654
Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf
Morr Doun Ga Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga adilmehboob0321-4870654
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A
PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.: jain
those who cant av me
HATE ME ... those who ABUSE ME lose me... those who av me cant handle me ... an then theres people like u who cant refuse me claire dwyer
Whats the difference between a
Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.Osman 0301-4876609
I need you... I love
you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !Osman 0301-4876609
A - U'r Attractive B
U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - KiddingOsman 0301-4876609
Dark were those days, without
your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! Osman 0301-4876609
Can u pronounce good english:-
read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkingOsman 0301-4876609
Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam:
"Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" Osman 0301-4876609
Ure so sexy u drive
me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number mk
pehle hath mai lo fir sedha karo fir muh mai
pehle hath mai lo fir sedha karo fir muh mai lo aur thok lagao fir ander ghusao kitna muhskil haina SUI MAI DHAGA DALNA ..HAHAHAH Sameer
some callme funny,some one call
me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!!!by jiya
Din ko chain nahi, raat
ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai. Osman 0301-4876609
Police is looking for someone
described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE Osman 0301-4876609
If people say UR CUTE
punch them they can't fool u like that.Osman 0301-4876609
My friend the best quality
tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL 10% SENTI 90% MENTAL Osman 0301-4876609
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge
tum. Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai Aur barish mein. Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai M.Tahir Kasuri
so sweet is ur smile,so
sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies saleem.capri
I want to see tears
in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS.SHABBIR
khabi khabi main sochta hoon
k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome, cute boy ko jaan se mardoon.. likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi. 4m Sashi
baby u are the bomb
surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! wize-up
CAN UTHINK " 2+ 5 =11
CAN UTHINK " 2+ 5 =11 " KASY AYA? SOCHO_SOCHO NAHI MAULOOM THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO. ABHI BHEE NHAI? OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA. ? "GALTEESE"RIZI
I want to kiss ur
lips I want to smell ur breath I want to touch ur tunk I want to touch ur teeth But u dun worry I m ur friend dentonic!! kaash +923216968081
sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur
sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur nechay maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay kaash +923216968081
Log kehte hai ki khuda
ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. Red King
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle
main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"roshan
Only the open heart receives
LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!Shafqat
I Love "u" , I
Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u", Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! Nasir Latif
1 msg received... 1 cool person
1 msg received... 1 cool person sent it... 1 fool is reading it... 1 fool gets mad... 1 fool is still reading it... 1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! kj willy