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se payar ho gay hai is liay line mar raha hai:-)Ehtisham
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ba adab baa mulahiza hoshiyar paglon k
ba adab baa mulahiza hoshiyar paglon k badshah pakistan k bewakufoon k sardar noor-e-chasham tajdar-e-pakistan... sms recive kar rahay hain Ehtisham
Promise me v r true
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Aaj tempratur>e 47 degree hoga Aap
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URDU KI BOOK MEIN LIKHA
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7 Angels come to me &
7 Angels come to me & ask: the name of most INTELLIGENT SMART HANDSOM DECENT & WELL-MANNERED person I told them ur name: Dekha un ko bho bewaqoof bana dia na!NOMA--03455916346
Husn pe itne ghuroor na kijiye
Husn pe itne ghuroor na kijiye yey to char dino ki masti hai apke husn tab tak qaim hai jab tak CHERRY BLOSAM sasti hai NOMA--03455916346
On march 31st if anyone
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Hay mein mar jaaon itni
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Ooper rakho tu phisly Ander dalo tu barse Ander jaey tu phisal ke jaey Baher aay tu pighal ke aay Kisi ke andar bary araam se jaey Koi kary oi oi Karwa hai yeh SHARBAT!!!Osman +923014876609
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AajAp se mujhe kuch kehna
hai;;;;;;;; wo 3 lafz jo dil ko chuu jain i LOVE PAKISTAN;)sahil
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As by xperience my advice 4u
As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me 1side Aiswarya puling me 4 cinema other side sania pulling me 4 tennis and Priety keeps sending luv messages 2 me! silly gals! wat can i do? oh no...! i'm getting a call from katrina kaif....!sayalisalih +919895137022
Is kader hum apko chahte
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Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar ....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar..Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1.Take one
PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1.Take one grape 2.Take it in ur hand 3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth 4.Approach the mirror slowly & see. Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
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Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....tabraiz
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