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Ba Adab Ba Mulaheeza Hoshiayaar Pa galoonk Maharaja Bewaqoofon ka
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IS KADAR HUM AAP KO
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Demagh ho to jawab do Fill
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Whn cloud breaks, rain falls!
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila. vjay9948711515
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ba adab baa mulahiza hoshiyar paglon k
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