After engagement : Superman After Marriage
After engagement : Superman After Marriage : Gentleman After 10 years : Watchman(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) After 20 years : Doberman ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
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Uff Dabao na Zara Zor Se Aisa
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1-5 years girls love MOM 6-15 years
1-5 years girls love MOM 6-15 years girls love DAD 16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND 61-100 years they love..(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le Raman
chalo sms sma kheltey hain pehle
chalo sms sma kheltey hain pehle tum sms kro phir tum sms kro phir se tum sms kro 1 bar phr tum sms kro bas 1 last sms tum kro bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey pap(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)pu
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no cute graphics to send just
no cute graphics to send just a... caring heart saying...(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED mathoto
Today is "Sunday" Send thsi sms
Today is "Sunday" Send thsi sms to 10 peoples and InshAllah tomorrow will be "Monday"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Beleive me it works............... Ahsan Khan
"Mujhe dhondo" "Kya hua thak gaye
"Mujhe dhondo" "Kya hua thak gaye kya" "To phir dhondo" "Ab rehne do"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Pagal; apne Dil mai dekho.. Ahsan 0321-8666122
Damn! Not ur sms again.
wereva i go i go...i c u...wereva i go...i hear u...wereva i go i cant stop thinking about u. why is that? Aww i feel sorry 4 u...why did u ever come out from that zoo? shaz(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
R u Mail or Femail Answer
R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye nechay dekho - - - Bewakoof yahan nahe apne nechay dekho ;-)(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) (umer 0321-2604974)
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Kya mukhra he.... kya zulfain hein.... kya chehra tum ne paya he....(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) asa lagta he jaisay peepal se BHOOT utar aya he.... arslan
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Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey
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Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White
Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? (copyright www.lovelysms.com) Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi scorpio
logon ko thang karne k
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Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek
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karo mai nahin abhi karo ek bar
karo mai nahin abhi karo ek bar samj nahi aati kya pareshan honey wali kia bat hai ek bar hi tu karni hai hmm ab gusa na chraho mujhey ok? chalo ab man jao na ek BAR JALDI SEY SIMLE PASS KAR DO (copyright www.lovelysms.com) THT SLIKE AGUD GRL HMMM AMRA
Smbody wants 2 kiss u close ur
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>----> Ja Mere mizail ja jo
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HOTHO SE JO CHOO LIYA, EHSAAS
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Jis tarha heere ko heera
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Yesterday whole night i was thinkin
Yesterday whole night i was thinkin abt only U Now i'm thinking of "V". Tonight i'll definitly (copyright www.lovelysms.com) think abt w,x,y and z sayalisalih +919895137022
One day we all are
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In the late night,on the
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Tawe par rekha POPCORN Uchalta kio hay? ? arey
Tawe par rekha POPCORN Uchalta kio hay? ? arey baba khud baith kar daikho. pata chal jaye gha copyright www.lovelysms.com Sajan
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bulbul ka bacha khata tha khichri peeta tha pani gata tha ganey merey sirhaney aik din akaila betha hua tha main ne uraya wapas na aaya kuttay ka bacha:) copyright www.lovelysms.com marrie
A scientist cannot be a
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As u sleep, bow ur
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ek khuwab,ek khayal,ek hakekat ho
tum,dosti mein pharne wali har zarurat ho tum,jise roz ek sms krna phare,AREE YAR AJEEB MUSIBAT HOO TUM, jaji khan(0345-2094140)
PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1.Take one
PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1.Take one grape 2.Take it in ur hand 3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth 4.Approach the mirror slowly & see. Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.Shafia 03338686103.
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Do you know that you
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My Eyes DETECTED My Heart REACTED Thousands were REJECTED & only
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Swwar ke bache-------- Ullu ke patthe-------- Kutte
Swwar ke bache-------- Ullu ke patthe-------- Kutte ke pille-------- Gadhe ki aulaad------- Bhains ke bachhre----- Bakri ke momne-------- Sub kitne chhote chhote ,pyare pyare hate hain. babu
Ba Adab Ba Mulaheeza Hoshiayaar Pa galoonk Maharaja Bewaqoofon ka
Ba Adab Ba Mulaheeza Hoshiayaar Pagaloonk Maharaja Bewaqoofon ka Shehzada Be-Noor E Chasham Aqal se anjaan Shehanshah-e-PAgalistan SMS ki parhae farma rahe hain..!!!! koko
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