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dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....
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in next 15min saniyaMirza wil cal u Aiswarya wil cal u preityzinta wil
in next 15min saniyaMirza wil cal u Aiswarya wil cal u preityzinta wil cal u sharapova wil cal u 2 askmyphone no. Dont Giv.Ee pillerude oru karyam
There r 6 types eggs.
Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan
Those innocent eyes, those kissable
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A child uses its thumb
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Lux 8.50Rs Rexona 7.50Rs Tibbet 5.50Rs Dove 25Rs Dettole 12.30Rs Tiger 5.00Rs in main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo pleeeez. Abdul ( 0322-4121956)
Jab se tumhe jana hai, jab
Jab se tumhe jana hai, jab se tumhe paaya hai, Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.
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tery face ki sweet smile
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so sweet your smile so
so sweet your smile so sweet your eyes so sweet your style see how sweetly i lie sadaf ejaz from chakwal
kya ankhein hein ap ki,kya
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God made butter, god made
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Dunya main 7 wonders hain.
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Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You.. ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Birds love you, Monkeys love you, Hippos
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Some One Is Loving you Caring for
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Pakistan mein teen hi chiz
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Uff Dabao na Zara Zor Se Aisa
Uff Dabao na Zara Zor Se Aisa Karo Apni Shirt Nikalo Pant Bhi Nikal DO Meri Kurti Bhi Ab Zorse Tight Hai Or Zorse Oooh Ho Gaya.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Suitcase Band!!! farrukh 03216389396
Ur eyes Patakha, ur lips Rocket, ur
Ur eyes Patakha, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljadi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. Beta nikal le,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) i'm coming with "candle".. Raman
1-5 years girls love MOM 6-15 years
1-5 years girls love MOM 6-15 years girls love DAD 16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND 61-100 years they love..(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le Raman
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chalo sms sma kheltey hain pehle tum sms kro phir tum sms kro phir se tum sms kro 1 bar phr tum sms kro bas 1 last sms tum kro bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey pap(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)pu
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no cute graphics to send just
no cute graphics to send just a... caring heart saying...(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED mathoto