Mujha sms per sms karo
aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka.
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete
ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
U r a GHONCHU :- G=reat H=ot O=ne
U r a GHONCHU :- G=reat H=ot O=ne in Million N=aughty C=ute H=umble U=nique. Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na...
kami beer pio, thumsup pio, coke pio, 7-up
kami beer pio, thumsup pio, coke pio, 7-up pio, mirinda pio, dew pio, pani pio..or pio.. kun k.. pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may
7 Angels come to me
& asked for the most Inteligent Smart Nice Sweet Well Behaved Well Groomed person So i Gave them your address. DEKHA Kaisa wollu banaya unko ..SaaMer 03002711588
Which Part... of a man's body has
Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha SaaMer 03002711588
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The same hw r u?...wts up? SaaMer 03002711588
If u Punch me,I dont
mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"...SaaMer 03002711588
you" yes you u really
you" yes you u really disspointed me i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT why don't u stop telling others my secret? that I M CUTE !! SaaMer 03002711588
if people say ur crazy Be
if people say ur crazy Be Patient. Ur Monkey, Be Relax. Ur stubid, Be coo. But if TheySay U R Smart, Thapar Lagana Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....SaaMer 03002711588
whats wronng with your phone?
everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy
When u feel, That nobody
loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai zuhaib 03217566867
What is Long & Hard,
has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? Vicks Inhaler.. But i like the way u think.. :) SaaMer 03002711588
W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment (WIFE) H:
W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment (WIFE) H: Handsome U: Useful S: Smart B: But A: At N: Night D: Dangerous (HUSBAND) SaaMer 03002711588
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do
More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..SaaMer 03002711588
hey i saw u in
TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel... ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
no visits... no calls..~. no sms's... no letters... no
no visits... no calls..~. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls... I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey? ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Year.............1927.... ...November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at
Year.............1927.......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm................Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro............ Muhammad Kashif 03004585900
In your life 4 thing
come anytime: 1 LOVE 2 FRIENDSHIP 3 MONEY 4 ????????? "SUSU" So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time. babbu
Mera DIL krta hai ke
tum ko har din kron Balke har hour k bad kron main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko Ek pyara sa SMS saim
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM
...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...SaaMer 03002711588
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya oho mil giya Ballay Ballay :: mil he giya aaj to mil he giya yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! Behzad Khan Sherwani
aik tha raja aik the
rani dono mar gay khatam kahani idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani Behzad Khan Sherwani Behzad Khan Sherwani
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU..... APNE GUNAH
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU..... APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE. TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE. DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. princess
Jane Anjanay Mein Agar Main e Aap ka Dil Dhukaya H0 Kabhi Tang Keya Ho Matamizi
Jane Anjanay Mein Agar Maine Aap ka Dil Dhukaya H0 Kabhi Tang Keya Ho Matamizi ki Ho Uz k liye aapse jo Hosakta Hai Karlo Main Sudhernay Walon main se Nahi..... ShanZay
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F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&* Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine. Sorry 2 Distrb u By JaneMaan (03338126881)
A man kills DEER (Hiran)
&cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is. He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear) Son screams "koi mat khana "KUTTA HAI" naina
I'm tired of da security
guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide! Leb-zaros
What is the Similarity Between
a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl? ? Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!! Rakesh
1 Message received 1 cute friend sent it
1 Message received 1 cute friend sent it 1 monkey is reading it 1 monkey is angry 1 monkey is still reading 1 will forward the msg 2 another monkey. you continue to read?moezamah
Flowers die stories end Songs fade Memories
Flowers die stories end Songs fade Memories Ragotten All things come to End But.......... People like U always remain 4rever Bcz GHOST NEVER DIE.moezamah
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most
Beautiful Girl In This Room" And the grand prize is a night with me! Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
SEX SEX is My Fav.
I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday;)Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha, Itni
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha, Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha, Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein, Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha. Sonu( [email protected] )+923204186155 --- Full Name: Sonu E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Govt of Pakistan ne yeh
elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do, aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something. Sonu( [email protected] )+923204186155 --- Full Name: Sonu E-mail Address: 00923204186155
apnay husn pe itna ghuroor
na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai, tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai.Sonu( [email protected] )+923204186155 --- Full Name: Sonu E-mail Address: 00923204186155
logon ko bewakoof bananay k
7 tareeke:- yeh pehla tha:-) From:Sonu( [email protected] )+923204186155 --- Full Name: Sonu E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Yeh madhosh nigahein, yeh pyaase
Yeh madhosh nigahein, yeh pyaase hont, yeh kapkapata badan, yeh ghran saansen, yah tez dil ki dharkan,........ \ mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai.from: Sonu +923204186155
????? is ??????? still scrolling?
????? is ??????? still scrolling? o'k i'll tell u u sure u want 2 the person is....... JESUS!
Each morning.............. My first thought
Each morning.............. My first thought My first sight My first feeling My first contact my first heartthrob My first real joy my first true love
suno aj dedo na plz
dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....
in next 15min saniyaMirza wil cal u Aiswarya wil cal u preityzinta wil
in next 15min saniyaMirza wil cal u Aiswarya wil cal u preityzinta wil cal u sharapova wil cal u 2 askmyphone no. Dont Giv.Ee pillerude oru karyam
There r 6 types eggs.
Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan
Those innocent eyes, those kissable
lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
LATEST VERSION OF ALPHABETS....... A: ARISTOCRATE B:
LATEST VERSION OF ALPHABETS....... A: ARISTOCRATE B: BEGPIPER C: CONTESSA D: DIRECTOR SPECIAL E: EIGHT PM F: FUN DROP G: GOD FATHER H: HEYWARDS 5000 I: IMPERIAL BLUE J: JHONEY WALKER K: KING FISHER L: LIME DROP M: MUGHAL MONARCH N: NICHOLAS NO. 1 O: OLD MUNK P: PETER SCOT Q: QUEEN CHOICE R: ROYAL STAGE S: SIGNATURE T: TEACHER'S U: UNIBOUL V: VAT 69 W: WHITE HALL X: XXX RUM Y: YANKEY Z: ZINGAROO LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI.......... PI PI KE.. .........
Cream ke Add main face
dikhaya. Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye. Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya. Thats Cheating(adi jaaan) Full Name: circuit.......
pakro na plzzzzz pakro na tumhain
pakro na plzzzzz pakro na tumhain meri qasam daikho ab nahi pakra to baat nahi karoga zara zor se pakro or zor se daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na......... thaila fruit ka.sameer 3459264654
welcome game show me aapka
swagat hai! yadi aap prizes jeetna chahte hai to niche jaiye aur niche aur niche ******** ********** tum paise ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho mujhe biswas nahi ho raha hai
Agar Farigh ho tu neechay
press karo.. . . . . Agar ab b farigh ho tu upper press karoo....
A child uses its thumb
2 chew, An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.