agar jindi main kuch kar
dikhana chahte ho to kuch aisa karo ki jis shahar jis ghali jis mod se gujro to wahan ke har ghar se aawaz aaye Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye.Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: sk Mobile: 9252097555
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Doghly Gaddar Chhichhor e Meesny Ghunne Dhokab az Matlabi Moqa parast Tota Chasham Ary Ary aap
Doghly Gaddar Chhichhore Meesny Ghunne Dhokabaz Matlabi Moqa parast Tota Chasham Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: sarrah
paish hai aap ke phone main nahati hui larki. aa j thund hai... Copyright
paish hai aap ke phone main nahati hui larki. aaj thund hai... Copyright www.lovelysms.com kal nhaye gi --- Full Name: zee(hell_boy) Mobile: (0321-4285192 ....0301-4285192)
u remmeber the day u
tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting twins twins Full Name: vickey
Close ur eyes Nd raise
mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here. --- Full Name: Big B-Zafar Mobile: +923007783455
A - U r Attractive B
A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking Copyright www.lovelysms.com H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKINGÖ§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
R u Mail or Femail Answer
R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye nechay dekho - - - Bewakoof yahan nahe apne nechay dekho --- Full Name: Gopala Mobile: 9421467448
kal POLICE ko aik dead
body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi hai...Zara BELL maroo... Copyright www.lovelysms.com..Usman Ahmed 7071352 --- Full Name: Usman Ahmed Mobile: 7071352
Tapti hui garmi ki loo
hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu..... --- Full Name: sahil Mobile: 9300467745
Oey kuti ke bachey ? kitne pyarey
Oey kuti ke bachey ? kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na? Full Name: LoVeR MuNdAa Mobile: 03216549989
hold ten roses in ur
hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u Copyright www.lovelysms.com Full Name: jaffy
Ek din mein ne aap
ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho gai or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho. mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per mila, reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k saath chora hai. ha ha ha ha Sonum.03204186155. Full Name: Sonum Mobile: 03204186155
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na
ho, Na koi tumaray paas ho, Na tum kisi k paas ho, Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho, Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho, Copyright www.lovelysms.com to samjh lena ke app common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan Sonum.03204186155. --- Full Name: Sonum Mobile: 03204186155
Barsaat ki raat, Ek Bhigi Larki, Bhigey
Barsaat ki raat, Ek Bhigi Larki, Bhigey kapray, bhigay hont, bhigi zulfein, Bhega jism, Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha /guess karo Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi.Sonum.03204186155. --- Full Name: Sonum Mobile: 03204186155
Puppy dog asked to mummy
dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now. --- Full Name: rakesh Mobile: 9447007519
whenever u feel sadness in
your HEART, blackness in your EYES, paleness on your FACE, Copyright www.lovelysms.com fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME". --- Full Name: bruce Mobile: 03062109400
If we join one pipal
with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ? Guess . Nokia - connecting pipals. Model-Syed-Hasnat Haider (0322-5082324)
QUESTION: What's pink and hard
QUESTION: What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out? ANSWER: Bubblegum --- Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
When u feel lonely and
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away,Copyright www.lovelysms.com come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist! --- Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
U r very special 4
me.always u should be safe my dear.i cant b with u al da times.so please b careful whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)
Mujha sms per sms karo
aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete
ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
U r a GHONCHU :- G=reat H=ot O=ne
U r a GHONCHU :- G=reat H=ot O=ne in Million N=aughty C=ute H=umble U=nique. Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na...
kami beer pio, thumsup pio, coke pio, 7-up
kami beer pio, thumsup pio, coke pio, 7-up pio, mirinda pio, dew pio, pani pio..or pio.. kun k.. pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may
7 Angels come to me
& asked for the most Inteligent Smart Nice Sweet Well Behaved Well Groomed person So i Gave them your address. DEKHA Kaisa wollu banaya unko ..SaaMer 03002711588
Which Part... of a man's body has
Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha SaaMer 03002711588
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The same hw r u?...wts up? SaaMer 03002711588
If u Punch me,I dont
mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"...SaaMer 03002711588
you" yes you u really
you" yes you u really disspointed me i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT why don't u stop telling others my secret? that I M CUTE !! SaaMer 03002711588
if people say ur crazy Be
if people say ur crazy Be Patient. Ur Monkey, Be Relax. Ur stubid, Be coo. But if TheySay U R Smart, Thapar Lagana Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....SaaMer 03002711588
whats wronng with your phone?
everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy
When u feel, That nobody
loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai zuhaib 03217566867
What is Long & Hard,
has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? Vicks Inhaler.. But i like the way u think.. :) SaaMer 03002711588
W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment (WIFE) H:
W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment (WIFE) H: Handsome U: Useful S: Smart B: But A: At N: Night D: Dangerous (HUSBAND) SaaMer 03002711588
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do
More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..SaaMer 03002711588
hey i saw u in
TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel... ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
no visits... no calls..~. no sms's... no letters... no
no visits... no calls..~. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls... I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey? ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Year.............1927.... ...November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at
Year.............1927.......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm................Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro............ Muhammad Kashif 03004585900
In your life 4 thing
come anytime: 1 LOVE 2 FRIENDSHIP 3 MONEY 4 ????????? "SUSU" So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time. babbu
Mera DIL krta hai ke
tum ko har din kron Balke har hour k bad kron main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko Ek pyara sa SMS saim
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM
...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...SaaMer 03002711588
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya oho mil giya Ballay Ballay :: mil he giya aaj to mil he giya yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! Behzad Khan Sherwani
aik tha raja aik the
rani dono mar gay khatam kahani idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani Behzad Khan Sherwani Behzad Khan Sherwani
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU..... APNE GUNAH
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU..... APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE. TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE. DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. princess
Jane Anjanay Mein Agar Main e Aap ka Dil Dhukaya H0 Kabhi Tang Keya Ho Matamizi
Jane Anjanay Mein Agar Maine Aap ka Dil Dhukaya H0 Kabhi Tang Keya Ho Matamizi ki Ho Uz k liye aapse jo Hosakta Hai Karlo Main Sudhernay Walon main se Nahi..... ShanZay
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F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&* Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine. Sorry 2 Distrb u By JaneMaan (03338126881)
A man kills DEER (Hiran)
&cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is. He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear) Son screams "koi mat khana "KUTTA HAI" naina
I'm tired of da security
guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide! Leb-zaros
What is the Similarity Between
a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl? ? Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!! Rakesh
1 Message received 1 cute friend sent it
1 Message received 1 cute friend sent it 1 monkey is reading it 1 monkey is angry 1 monkey is still reading 1 will forward the msg 2 another monkey. you continue to read?moezamah