Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM
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Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya oho mil giya Ballay Ballay :: mil he giya aaj to mil he giya yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! Behzad Khan Sherwani
aik tha raja aik the
rani dono mar gay khatam kahani idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani Behzad Khan Sherwani Behzad Khan Sherwani
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU..... APNE GUNAH
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU..... APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE. TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE. DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. princess
Jane Anjanay Mein Agar Main e Aap ka Dil Dhukaya H0 Kabhi Tang Keya Ho Matamizi
Jane Anjanay Mein Agar Maine Aap ka Dil Dhukaya H0 Kabhi Tang Keya Ho Matamizi ki Ho Uz k liye aapse jo Hosakta Hai Karlo Main Sudhernay Walon main se Nahi..... ShanZay
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A man kills DEER (Hiran)
&cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is. He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear) Son screams "koi mat khana "KUTTA HAI" naina
I'm tired of da security
guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide! Leb-zaros
What is the Similarity Between
a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl? ? Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!! Rakesh
1 Message received 1 cute friend sent it
1 Message received 1 cute friend sent it 1 monkey is reading it 1 monkey is angry 1 monkey is still reading 1 will forward the msg 2 another monkey. you continue to read?moezamah
Flowers die stories end Songs fade Memories
Flowers die stories end Songs fade Memories Ragotten All things come to End But.......... People like U always remain 4rever Bcz GHOST NEVER DIE.moezamah
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Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha, Itni
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha, Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha, Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein, Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha. Sonu( [email protected] )+923204186155 --- Full Name: Sonu E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Govt of Pakistan ne yeh
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apnay husn pe itna ghuroor
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logon ko bewakoof bananay k
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Yeh madhosh nigahein, yeh pyaase
Yeh madhosh nigahein, yeh pyaase hont, yeh kapkapata badan, yeh ghran saansen, yah tez dil ki dharkan,........ \ mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai.from: Sonu +923204186155
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????? is ??????? still scrolling? o'k i'll tell u u sure u want 2 the person is....... JESUS!
Each morning.............. My first thought
Each morning.............. My first thought My first sight My first feeling My first contact my first heartthrob My first real joy my first true love
suno aj dedo na plz
dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....
in next 15min saniyaMirza wil cal u Aiswarya wil cal u preityzinta wil
in next 15min saniyaMirza wil cal u Aiswarya wil cal u preityzinta wil cal u sharapova wil cal u 2 askmyphone no. Dont Giv.Ee pillerude oru karyam
There r 6 types eggs.
Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan
Those innocent eyes, those kissable
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LATEST VERSION OF ALPHABETS....... A: ARISTOCRATE B: BEGPIPER C: CONTESSA D: DIRECTOR SPECIAL E: EIGHT PM F: FUN DROP G: GOD FATHER H: HEYWARDS 5000 I: IMPERIAL BLUE J: JHONEY WALKER K: KING FISHER L: LIME DROP M: MUGHAL MONARCH N: NICHOLAS NO. 1 O: OLD MUNK P: PETER SCOT Q: QUEEN CHOICE R: ROYAL STAGE S: SIGNATURE T: TEACHER'S U: UNIBOUL V: VAT 69 W: WHITE HALL X: XXX RUM Y: YANKEY Z: ZINGAROO LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI.......... PI PI KE.. .........
Cream ke Add main face
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pakro na plzzzzz pakro na tumhain
pakro na plzzzzz pakro na tumhain meri qasam daikho ab nahi pakra to baat nahi karoga zara zor se pakro or zor se daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na......... thaila fruit ka.sameer 3459264654
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swagat hai! yadi aap prizes jeetna chahte hai to niche jaiye aur niche aur niche ******** ********** tum paise ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho mujhe biswas nahi ho raha hai
Agar Farigh ho tu neechay
press karo.. . . . . Agar ab b farigh ho tu upper press karoo....
A child uses its thumb
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insan kay ander messege parhanay
ka itna shoq hota ha kay chiayh usay pagal stupid fool bewakoff nalaiq kaho kitna bhe kuch kah lo wo messge neachay tak parta ha ab apnay app ko hedaikh lain yah pata hotay huway bhe kay is msg main kuch nahe ha phir bhe parhay ja rahay ho parhalo parhlo last taq parh lo ab ap souch rahay hon gay kay yah baqwas kab khatam ho ge our main bhe kise ko forward keron ga tu ker lain ab app ki bare ha tata zubair 0345-5084071
Lux 8.50Rs Rexona 7.50Rs Tibbet 5.50Rs Dove 25Rs Dettole
Lux 8.50Rs Rexona 7.50Rs Tibbet 5.50Rs Dove 25Rs Dettole 12.30Rs Tiger 5.00Rs in main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo pleeeez. Abdul ( 0322-4121956)
Jab se tumhe jana hai, jab
Jab se tumhe jana hai, jab se tumhe paaya hai, Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.
Hmmm... ()"""" ;() ( ' o
Hmmm... ()""""() ( ' o ' ) (,,)...(,,) Main shabshe nalaaj hu mujhe Koi achmech nahi bhejta Aaj se shabbe achmech band KATTI,KATTI,KATTI. from: Chetan 9988270747
tery face ki sweet smile
nay mery heart ka signle break kia...mughy jab say hoa hay love tugh say main nay night sleeping chor dia fairy
Apni or teri dosti ko
main koi nia nam don..Ager main kahon tera mera rishta asa jesy koan or balti..tum or main juda kabhi ho nahin sakty..Tum or main asy jesy dinner main sweet n salty fairy(03345301830)
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so sweet your smile so
so sweet your smile so sweet your eyes so sweet your style see how sweetly i lie sadaf ejaz from chakwal
kya ankhein hein ap ki,kya
baatain hein ap ki....,us khuda ne kush aisa ap bnaya hai....,maano.........\"Shhhhssss..Koi Hai\"sy bhoot nikal aaya hai....... hira
God made butter, god made
cheese; god made you for me to squeeze. God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY! Irfan Sunpal (0322-6100395 / 03007300331)
Heart beat are countless, spirits
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Flowers are missing you. Birds
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kadam kadam pe hawa ki
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attendence in zoo!!! LOMREE..? PRESEN T BHALOO..? YES SIR BANDER..! HAZIR JANAB DONKEY........??? ABY
attendence in zoo!!! LOMREE..? PRESENT BHALOO..? YES SIR BANDER..! HAZIR JANAB DONKEY........??? ABY MSG BAAD MAIN PERNA PEHLY PRESENT BOLO....(BLUE EYES 03214645399)
Dunya main 7 wonders hain.
1 apun ka style, 2 apun ka smile, 3 apun ka mobile, 4 apun ka face, 5 apun ka grace, 6 apun ka trend, 7 apun ka friend. Ramzan (Copyrightwww.lovelysms.com)
lahore k paas k nizamudin
railway station kitrain no. 2324 k route k 3rdstation shahdra ek chote se gaon k nazdeek wale kabristan k chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe huwe doggi ki aage wali right side ki taang ki ungli k nakhun k pass chupe huwe kire k pait main rehne wale bacteria k chromosomal DNA k thymine Nucleotide k 5thcarbon outer shell k 4th electron ki kasm sirf disturb krnay k lie sms kia hai Nasir Mehmood Awan (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
However high the sky may
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honton say jo yujhay chu
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