God made daylight n called
it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. Copyright www.lovelysms.com God made U n called CARTOON.
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ur v special 4 me.
u shld alwys b safe my dear. i cnt b with u all da times. so pls b careful wheneva u jump frm tree 2 tree. hehe u monkey. --- Full Name: fathee Mobile: +9609640005
it takes 15 trees to
produce the amount of paper that we use 2 write in one exam.join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.... ... ..... ....... ......... SAY NO TO EXAMS.!! --- Full Name: NOBODY
Three types to break mirror: 1.
Three types to break mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO, Pani
Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO, Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO, Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO, Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHOCopyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: hamad Pr!nce Mobile: +92 (0) 3466027825
ur five qualities 1-------- 2-------- 3 ----- 4------- 5------- -- agar zindage
ur five qualities 1-------- 2-------- 3----- 4------- 5--------- agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti --- Full Name: nomi Mobile: 03219657730
Every girls is Smart, intelligent, Swe et Talented Excellent Romantic Copyright
Every girls is Smart, intelligent, Sweet Talented Excellent Romantic Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S. Full Name: vicky Mobile: +919928393151
Its too heard to loose
someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me. --- Full Name: chauhdry Mobile: +923334198841
Mr inside lives with Mrs
outside. Inside went outside leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside called inside to come inside. But inside stayin outside called outside to come outside. so outside came outside and inside went outside. oh, no where is ur mind now? inside or outside? Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: Hidhayathulla Shareef Mobile: +9607844339
Believe in God! Pray 2 god
Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime. Pray Pray - Pray I SAID PRAY! NOT press-press! Copyright www.lovelysms.com Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega --- Full Name: dani Mobile: 03214342632
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi
Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai. Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main. --- Full Name: HAMAD PRINCE Mobile: +92 (0) 346 6027825
Lastnite i went 2 bed
without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas --- Full Name: Shawntel Mobile: (940)882-0825
tere pyar mein tere baap
ne mujhe pita, tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita, Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITACopyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610 Mobile: 0300-4794610
if u don't mind plz
count thess starsCopyright www.lovelysms.com * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ********** ** *********** app ki tadeyet to teek hai na? din ko tare ginne lage --- Full Name: ilyas Mobile: 03339685581
Aap apni zindagi me itna
aage jao... Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein... jao baba Aage jao......................................... Aage jao............................................... ....... Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: --- Full Name: Waqar Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
MY EYES MISS U MY FELLINGS
MY EYES MISS U MY FELLINGS LOVE U MY HANDS NEED U MY MIND CALL UCopyright www.lovelysms.com MY HEART JUST 4 U MY LIFE IS U I WILL DIE WITHOUT U I LOVE U AISA MERI MAMA MUJH KHETI HAIN . --- Full Name: SMS KING Mobile: 0300-4794610
It's a test to check
your capability of Mathematics But you have 2 read this msg for only once....... ok! R u ready?? Here We Go.... 2+7 +9 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +12 -8 THE QUESTIOS: How many Times Did u Press The Button --- Full Name: sadia
I Want You To Be
with Me In a Nice RestaurantCopyright www.lovelysms.com To Have Candle Light Dinner...& Say Those Sweet Three Words To U... "Pay The Bill --- Full Name: Sayalisalih Mobile: +919895137022
All thats smile u make
and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U.. R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD. --- Full Name: Asif Khan Mobile: 03129701977
jin kay pass hota hay
woo hath may lay kar helaty hay. jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay. bolo kya? dirty mind it's tooth brush --- Full Name: fami Mobile: 03459221214
agar jindi main kuch kar
dikhana chahte ho to kuch aisa karo ki jis shahar jis ghali jis mod se gujro to wahan ke har ghar se aawaz aaye Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye.Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: sk Mobile: 9252097555
Doghly Gaddar Chhichhor e Meesny Ghunne Dhokab az Matlabi Moqa parast Tota Chasham Ary Ary aap
Doghly Gaddar Chhichhore Meesny Ghunne Dhokabaz Matlabi Moqa parast Tota Chasham Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: sarrah
paish hai aap ke phone main nahati hui larki. aa j thund hai... Copyright
paish hai aap ke phone main nahati hui larki. aaj thund hai... Copyright www.lovelysms.com kal nhaye gi --- Full Name: zee(hell_boy) Mobile: (0321-4285192 ....0301-4285192)
u remmeber the day u
tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting twins twins Full Name: vickey
Close ur eyes Nd raise
mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here. --- Full Name: Big B-Zafar Mobile: +923007783455
A - U r Attractive B
A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking Copyright www.lovelysms.com H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKINGÖ§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
R u Mail or Femail Answer
R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye nechay dekho - - - Bewakoof yahan nahe apne nechay dekho --- Full Name: Gopala Mobile: 9421467448
kal POLICE ko aik dead
body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi hai...Zara BELL maroo... Copyright www.lovelysms.com..Usman Ahmed 7071352 --- Full Name: Usman Ahmed Mobile: 7071352
Tapti hui garmi ki loo
hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu..... --- Full Name: sahil Mobile: 9300467745
Oey kuti ke bachey ? kitne pyarey
Oey kuti ke bachey ? kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na? Full Name: LoVeR MuNdAa Mobile: 03216549989
hold ten roses in ur
hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u Copyright www.lovelysms.com Full Name: jaffy
Ek din mein ne aap
ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho gai or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho. mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per mila, reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k saath chora hai. ha ha ha ha Sonum.03204186155. Full Name: Sonum Mobile: 03204186155
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na
ho, Na koi tumaray paas ho, Na tum kisi k paas ho, Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho, Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho, Copyright www.lovelysms.com to samjh lena ke app common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan Sonum.03204186155. --- Full Name: Sonum Mobile: 03204186155
Barsaat ki raat, Ek Bhigi Larki, Bhigey
Barsaat ki raat, Ek Bhigi Larki, Bhigey kapray, bhigay hont, bhigi zulfein, Bhega jism, Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha /guess karo Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi.Sonum.03204186155. --- Full Name: Sonum Mobile: 03204186155
Puppy dog asked to mummy
dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now. --- Full Name: rakesh Mobile: 9447007519
whenever u feel sadness in
your HEART, blackness in your EYES, paleness on your FACE, Copyright www.lovelysms.com fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME". --- Full Name: bruce Mobile: 03062109400
If we join one pipal
with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ? Guess . Nokia - connecting pipals. Model-Syed-Hasnat Haider (0322-5082324)
QUESTION: What's pink and hard
QUESTION: What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out? ANSWER: Bubblegum --- Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
When u feel lonely and
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away,Copyright www.lovelysms.com come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist! --- Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
U r very special 4
me.always u should be safe my dear.i cant b with u al da times.so please b careful whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)
Mujha sms per sms karo
aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete
ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
U r a GHONCHU :- G=reat H=ot O=ne
U r a GHONCHU :- G=reat H=ot O=ne in Million N=aughty C=ute H=umble U=nique. Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na...
kami beer pio, thumsup pio, coke pio, 7-up
kami beer pio, thumsup pio, coke pio, 7-up pio, mirinda pio, dew pio, pani pio..or pio.. kun k.. pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may
7 Angels come to me
& asked for the most Inteligent Smart Nice Sweet Well Behaved Well Groomed person So i Gave them your address. DEKHA Kaisa wollu banaya unko ..SaaMer 03002711588
Which Part... of a man's body has
Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha SaaMer 03002711588
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The same hw r u?...wts up? SaaMer 03002711588
If u Punch me,I dont
mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"...SaaMer 03002711588
you" yes you u really
you" yes you u really disspointed me i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT why don't u stop telling others my secret? that I M CUTE !! SaaMer 03002711588
if people say ur crazy Be
if people say ur crazy Be Patient. Ur Monkey, Be Relax. Ur stubid, Be coo. But if TheySay U R Smart, Thapar Lagana Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....SaaMer 03002711588