Your smile is amazing... you
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Mujhe se tum yon kiyon
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LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar
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Whn cloud breaks, rain falls!
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Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod
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meray mobile ko tumharay mobile
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ba adab baa mulahiza hoshiyar paglon k
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Promise me v r true
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On march 31st if anyone
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Hay mein mar jaaon itni
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ek tum ho jo iTNey
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As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me 1side Aiswarya puling me 4 cinema other side sania pulling me 4 tennis and Priety keeps sending luv messages 2 me! silly gals! wat can i do? oh no...! i'm getting a call from katrina kaif....!sayalisalih +919895137022
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Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar ....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar..Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1.Take one
PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1.Take one grape 2.Take it in ur hand 3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth 4.Approach the mirror slowly & see. Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
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Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....tabraiz
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