Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf
Morr Doun Ga Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga adilmehboob0321-4870654
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A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A
PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.: jain
those who cant av me
HATE ME ... those who ABUSE ME lose me... those who av me cant handle me ... an then theres people like u who cant refuse me claire dwyer
Whats the difference between a
Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.Osman 0301-4876609
I need you... I love
you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !Osman 0301-4876609
A - U'r Attractive B
U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - KiddingOsman 0301-4876609
Dark were those days, without
your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! Osman 0301-4876609
Can u pronounce good english:-
read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkingOsman 0301-4876609
Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam:
"Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" Osman 0301-4876609
Ure so sexy u drive
me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number mk
pehle hath mai lo fir sedha karo fir muh mai
pehle hath mai lo fir sedha karo fir muh mai lo aur thok lagao fir ander ghusao kitna muhskil haina SUI MAI DHAGA DALNA ..HAHAHAH Sameer
some callme funny,some one call
me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!!!by jiya
Din ko chain nahi, raat
ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai. Osman 0301-4876609
Police is looking for someone
described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE Osman 0301-4876609
If people say UR CUTE
punch them they can't fool u like that.Osman 0301-4876609
My friend the best quality
tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL 10% SENTI 90% MENTAL Osman 0301-4876609
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge
tum. Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai Aur barish mein. Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai M.Tahir Kasuri
so sweet is ur smile,so
sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies saleem.capri
I want to see tears
in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS.SHABBIR
khabi khabi main sochta hoon
k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome, cute boy ko jaan se mardoon.. likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi. 4m Sashi
baby u are the bomb
surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! wize-up
CAN UTHINK " 2+ 5 =11
CAN UTHINK " 2+ 5 =11 " KASY AYA? SOCHO_SOCHO NAHI MAULOOM THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO. ABHI BHEE NHAI? OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA. ? "GALTEESE"RIZI
I want to kiss ur
lips I want to smell ur breath I want to touch ur tunk I want to touch ur teeth But u dun worry I m ur friend dentonic!! kaash +923216968081
sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur
sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur nechay maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay kaash +923216968081
Log kehte hai ki khuda
ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. Red King
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle
main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"roshan
Only the open heart receives
LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!Shafqat
I Love "u" , I
Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u", Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! Nasir Latif
1 msg received... 1 cool person
1 msg received... 1 cool person sent it... 1 fool is reading it... 1 fool gets mad... 1 fool is still reading it... 1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! kj willy
Tumhien pata hai bahens ka
munh kala hoota hai, Nahi pata? Vakaee nahii pata?? Koee baat nahi. AAINA DEKH LO. fiza
All ways keep your LOVER'S
photo in your purse. when ever you are in big trouble see the photo. you will feel that No other problem bigger than this... prapti
Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age... Mahiwaal
Sorry 4 disturbing u. can
Sorry 4 disturbing u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing cards and I lost the jokerMahiwaal
After engagement : Superman After
After engagement : Superman After Marriage : Gentleman After 10 years : Watchman After 20 years : Doberman Mahiwaal
Sincere Apology: If u dont
like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!! Mahiwaal
Birds love you, monkeys love
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you! Mahiwaal
My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... 10% Senti and 90% Mental..! Mahiwaal
I ve written nice poem
4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far Mahiwaal
Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! Mahiwaal
Good news fom U Rent
free accomondation (Khana, Peena, Peena, Sona, Rehana.... Sab Free) For more details Just dail 100. Darshan
If you have any problms-
Bindas tell me, i'll elp you. If you don't have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll create sum4u! "After all Hum Hai Kisliye" Darshan
Sincer Apology; if u don't
like to any of my SMS & dont like to read, then plz don't hesitate, feel free to...... THROW Ur MOBILE!! Darshan
**Preaty **Karina **Ami sha **Rani **Ash **Sus h **Shilpa **Rakhi **B ipasha **Mallika **Megh na **All Wish U
**Preaty **Karina **Amisha **Rani **Ash **Sush **Shilpa **Rakhi **Bipasha **Mallika **Meghna **All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN Darshan
A Rose alwyas Rose whether
it is in golden pot or in dustbin. Same way U R alwyas my friend Wheter U R in Central Jail Or in Mental Hospital... Darshan
chup chup rehti ho... kuch nehi
chup chup rehti ho... kuch nehi kehti ho.... kya! kya! kya goongi ho???? saadia hassan
Its too heard to loose
someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.0761146292 floyd
Hey hav you heared the
news?..Now phone call will be billed according to ur Brain size.Bigger ur brain is,much will b the call rate. "VOILA"!!!YOU CAN MAKE FREE CALLS NOW!Shohag
Hay Baby ! If you
were a hamberger at McDonald's, I would like to say you McVerySexy Osmana
Open My Heart Get Inside If You
Open My Heart Get Inside If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him Squall