aik khuaab aik khayal aik haqeeqat
aik khuaab aik khayal aik haqeeqat ho tum dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi
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Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms
karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.madni
AApki chal morni jaisi, aawaj koyal
AApki chal morni jaisi, aawaj koyal jaisa, dimag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher jaisa, ankhen hirn jaisi,..... Kitana achchha hota agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!Fareen Pasaya from mumbai
"Lord, BLESS this friend so
dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like me." Amen. keytie
Warning, cell phones cause radiations
which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.By Adeela
I want to kill the
SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend .... SUCIDE is a crime.Jeet (Mumbai)
teri sula ke lu? ya bitha
teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir terijuka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu. Rajesh
just go to hell yes you u
just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.Raj
Can v do romance in
the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting Reply me soon urs lovingly, "MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever
sirf tumhare liye chand tare
chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon. mumtaz
i belive u so much.
i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful. Mady
Let the most beautiful dream
come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....Preety
Musharraf sahab ko india par
attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo. Naveed Jafri
I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE
I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE U I LOVE Uttappa more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.Sudarshan
Hum dua karte hain Khuda
se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!ALI AFZAL
If u Punch me,I dont
mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY"ATM CARD" nasim mahanagar
if i need "Brain Transplantation"
i will perfer your brain... dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used beforeALI AFZAL
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay; Husan
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay; Husan walay kharab hoon gay; Bewafa shumar hoon gay; Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay; By Asif
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The same hw r u?...wts up?by Sa Ak
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! ........by Sa Ak
woh konsi jagha hai jaha
mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai KYA! kitna ganda sochte ho......... I am talking about AFRICA sudhar jao!!By Sonia
Suno kahana hoo ..................... Ja ha ho
Suno kahana hoo ..................... Jaha ho wahi rahna .................. 3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana .......... Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai .......... Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....By Umair
u r a donkey d 4
u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young By Shibz
Arz kiya hai: I am a
Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif
When I was born Devil
said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali
IN case of fire read
this message................... ..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL
What wiil you be doing
on the weekend? I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia
I have won a holiday
trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused
,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi
when i was born satan
said another god and when you were born satan said competition.rato
if people say ur crazy Be
if people say ur crazy Be Patient. Ur Monkey, Be Relax. Ur stubid, Be coo. But if TheySay U R Smart, Thapar Lagana Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....Bubloo
ham gulab ke phool hen
tou kya hua, log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen tou kya hua~! aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji shehzad hanif
HI MISS ME OR HATE
ME BOTH R IN MY FAvor IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART......... IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND......... MUFS
ek aap ho jo itnay
pyaray ho ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon By Maha
SHIT s4 smart h4 handsome i4 intelligent t4 tallented
SHIT s4 smart h4 handsome i4 intelligent t4 tallented i think u r a big shit By Maha
i see ur face when
iam dreaming thats why i always wake up screamingBy Maha
Think Big. Think Positive. Think
Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! adil(not doing love)mehboob
do U want to see
malika bathing press down (Give some gap here) U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow pandu
U R 100% beautiful, U R
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words..ali.
Some time my heart ask
me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.Misha
How to kill mosqiuito? 1. Catch
How to kill mosqiuito? 1. Catch it alive. 2. Tie its legs. 3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach. 4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth... n pour a spoon of poison..... Mission Accomplished.... Amit
we gathered in a large
hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............Shehran Ayub.
bacha ne kaha dady dady
mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par rahahai haseeb
fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh.
fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can K-keep O-our F-friendship F-forever..By chammalhey
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done.........By Ikram
yaad hai jab hum pehli
bar mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By Rini
kya aap k ser per
seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay. By Ansari
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye by dilwala abdi
"when i call u,one ring
means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
I saw u on a
road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT