Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I
Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember You?.. Then my Heart answered it's simple... BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal
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No matter how high the
sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU.... They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal
The United Nations has assigned
1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...By Vinz
the police are looking for
a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane... Husn
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane... Husn Bana to Deewane bane... Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
Star + Moon = romanticNight
Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Ure so sexy u drive
me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
Youre Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent
Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact youre becoming more like me everyday!
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable
lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
I saw sumthing in da
shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
Ur cute gorgeous fine &
dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
What did the elephant say
to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
Q:What is the difference between
a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
This message was sent exclusively
for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Stars + Moon=Romantic night, birds+sky=Lovely
day, animals + forest=refreshing world, u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot By Akkaash
Last Nite d Devils Came
To My Room... They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said 'OH! NO! We Can't Disturb Our BOSS!' By Baasha
lauhging is best medison ,so
laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospitalBy Rashid
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen By Asim
Both of you go up
and down, protection is tight, keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert..... I Know you love....Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!!By Uzaal
ku kata ka ka ku ku
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL
THINGS: SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
Aaj kal mun kar raha
Aaj kal mun kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau thanedaar ka
DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES
DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above workpossible So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Promise me v r true
frendz, i'm lamp u r lite, i'm coke u r sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha
Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes - UP7-7500 City-
Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes - UP7-7500 City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174 Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
dosti ka safar lamba hain
to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!!By Aish
mosum he dewana dil hai
mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahanaBy Taswar
The NHS regrets to inform
you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. By Ikram Marwat
A-u r attractive, B- u
r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny,G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.By Nazo
Aahat si koi hui to
lugta hai ke tum ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho By Sonia
Kash aap kabi hamari gali
main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LOBy Sumera
Jub app angrai lete hain,to
mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.By Noor
I m at police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha
Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
God made daylight n called
it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON.
Life is like a MOVIE... If
Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
I wrote, ur name on
da sand n it got washed away, I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away, II wrote ur name on my heart n.... I got a HEART ATTACK!
Tum Haste Raho
Haste Raho Haste Raho Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!
Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its
Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear & near friend... Its U Who's a liar.. Its me!
teray liye chand taray tor
doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.By dilwala_abdi
i love u,i love u,i
love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don't be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.By Shaon
if 10 persons in a
day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...if 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN... By Sweety
app hamareee gali main aayaa
thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay !" allah k naam pe dede baba" By ghabhrai app
3 things i like about
u. 1------- 2-----.------ 3-----,------,------- Yaar kush to asha kia hot zindagi main By Sanum
Hi, I m standing by
my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from .............Groung floorBy Naima
Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad
ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJABy Rohan
Aap kya jano hum tumhe
kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai....
Hello DEAR Where R U Now...? No Visits..., No
Hello DEAR Where R U Now...? No Visits..., No Calls...., No SMS from Wik, No Missed calls, I M So worried... --------- Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y!
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu teri sath laya... Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... Ke Lagta hai ki... Aaj bhi TU... Nahin 'NAHAYA'.....