IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN
WORLD RESULT: NO SMS NO FLOWER NO VALENTINE'S NO CANDLES NO PERFUME NO TRAVELLING NO TAJ MEHAL ALL THE MEN GO DIRECT IN HEVEN blue eyes:0321-4645399 --- Full Name: blue eyes Mobile: 0321-4645399
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GIRL before marriage looks like
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the sky,s falling down,the whole
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some sms abbreviation
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never mind people when they
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i m 6 letter word.235is
soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.rashmi
If your cursor finds a
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Girls r special ones created
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let mee gooo draw your
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Life is like a piano.Ahite
keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys r played together 2 give sweet music.Thats life live it...sayalisalih +919895137022
Accepts you as you are, Believes
Accepts you as you are, Believes in you, Calls you just to say "Hi!" Doesn't give up on you, Envisions the whole of you! Forgives your mistakes, Gives unconditionally, Helps you when you need a hand! Ignores your little flaws, Just wants to be with you, Keeps you close to their heart, Loves you for who you are! Makes a difference in your life! Never judges unfairly, Offers support, Picks you up when you're down! Quiets your fears, Raises your spirits, Says nice things about you, and Tells you the truth when you need to hear it! Understands you, Values the good things in you, Walks beside you through sun or rain! Xplains things you don't understand, Yells when you won't listen, and ZAPS you back to reality when you need it! 03212126457 roma khan
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ----------MOBILE------- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START ADNAN03214124457
10 advantages of not having
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sometimes when i reflect back on
sometimes when i reflect back on all the ciggarettes i smoked, i feel ashamed. Then i look into the ciggarette and think abouth the workers in the ciggarette factory and all of their hopes and dreams. if i dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered, Then i say to myself, its better that i smoke this ciggarette and let their dreams come true then be selfish and worry about my LUNGS... Think abt it...sayalisalih +919895137022
Men,s "F" Rules
FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....! DEvIL SMokER
Monday went on Tuesday 2
Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...zaibi 03217566867
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh
to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch : Tahir Kasuri
life is a hell when
u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)
REMMBER THESE WORDS .... LOVE DA
REMMBER THESE WORDS .... LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY Squall
press 0 for help press 5
press 0 for help press 5 for money press 6969 for sharing happiness press 5238 for sharing saddness press all previous number to call me Squall +966569695238
If 2day is world STEALING
DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....ikke(tinu)
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problemsheera
womensr likeinternet virus1st
they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur minddownload thierproblems deleteur smile and hangur life fromssSHERI
Dear january,how r febuary and
march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.Belloroba
2day is a mobile day
so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card &say "govinda govinda" U.SRIKANTH
love in pakistan romance in afganistan marrige
love in pakistan romance in afganistan marrige in rajsthan no more children in hindustan...................shan
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar- GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATIN G,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......By shehran ayub
Keep..................... IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE......... ...................1 2
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!By Preety
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND
.. w : Wonderful i : Item f : For e : Entertainment ..... h : Handsome u : Useful s : Smart b : But a : At n : Night d : Dangerous By Waseem ~~Coll SMS Jokes~~
positive thinking is a bit
like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!By Iqra
true bravery is 2 arrive
home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"By swaran
let me draw ur face! Dont
let me draw ur face! Dont move! Nearly finished, ok Done! Wanna look **** (@..@) (..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!By Sardar
Life should be like this Watching
Life should be like this Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday By Lovelysms Team
I can buy gifts but
not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.By Kanak
Smile a while,& when U
Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled . i wish your day is full of SMILE .....Cool SMS.....
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'...
'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it "HEAVEN" By Jerry Joseph
Smile in pleasure & in
pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!
Nice people are blessed people,ever
friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person. I just did.
Only the open heart receives
LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!
I think U r very
careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
It is scientifically proved that
suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
Do you know your 1
smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
Our friendship has become our
HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
When we sigh about our
problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
SMILE: S: Sets u free,
SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.
It feels nice when some1
misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
Please remind me 2 remind
U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!