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If 2day is world STEALING
DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....ikke(tinu)
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problemsheera
womensr likeinternet virus1st
they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur minddownload thierproblems deleteur smile and hangur life fromssSHERI
Dear january,how r febuary and
march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.Belloroba
2day is a mobile day
so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card &say "govinda govinda" U.SRIKANTH
love in pakistan romance in afganistan marrige
love in pakistan romance in afganistan marrige in rajsthan no more children in hindustan...................shan
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar- GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATIN G,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......By shehran ayub
10 advantages of not having
a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVERBy Rize
Keep..................... IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE......... ...................1 2
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!By Preety
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND
.. w : Wonderful i : Item f : For e : Entertainment ..... h : Handsome u : Useful s : Smart b : But a : At n : Night d : Dangerous By Waseem ~~Coll SMS Jokes~~
positive thinking is a bit
like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!By Iqra
true bravery is 2 arrive
home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"By swaran
let me draw ur face! Dont
let me draw ur face! Dont move! Nearly finished, ok Done! Wanna look **** (@..@) (..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!By Sardar
Life should be like this Watching
Life should be like this Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday By Lovelysms Team
I can buy gifts but
not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.By Kanak
Smile a while,& when U
Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled . i wish your day is full of SMILE .....Cool SMS.....
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'...
'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it "HEAVEN" By Jerry Joseph
Smile in pleasure & in
pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!
Nice people are blessed people,ever
friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person. I just did.
Only the open heart receives
LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!
I think U r very
careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
It is scientifically proved that
suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
Do you know your 1
smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
Our friendship has become our
HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
When we sigh about our
problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
SMILE: S: Sets u free,
SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.
It feels nice when some1
misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
Please remind me 2 remind
U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
Talk 2 me wen Im
Bored, B with me wen im Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen im Sick, Dont ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen Im ALIVE.
to see light,look at sun..to
see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a new kodak
camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
sum ppl say happiness is
lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
If i were to describe
true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
9 lessons in life: Learn 2
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
If you see some one
without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
What is the diff between
pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
Remember me and bare in
mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
It only takes a minute
to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
I m going to give
fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
May God increase ur happiness
like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
u r genius, ur mind
is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
An apple a day keeps
the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A
cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
Ek bar cheye dekho surjo
k ane debo, Ek bar bole dekho chad take pere debo, Ek bar kede dekho jol gulo muse debo, Ek bar geshe dekho dat gulo venge debo Mrinmoy
online? Dulabhai, Today we are at home
online? Dulabhai, Today we are at home and online. Let's talk. firoz
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