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Tamam umar tuje zindgi ka

pyar mile Khuda kare khushi tujko bar bar mile rahian phool tari rahon main qadam qadam pay tujae mosme bahar mele

muhabat jeet hoti hai marar yeh

muhabat jeet hoti hai marar yeh haar jati hai kabhi dil sooz lamhon say kabhi bay kaar rasmon say kabhi takder walaon say kabhi majboor kasmon say mohabat jeet hoti hai magar yeh haar jati hai kabhi yeh phool jaisi hai kabhi yeh dhool jaisi hai kabhi yeh cand jaisi hai kabhi yeh dhoop jaisi hai kabhi masroor karti hai kabhi yeh rog dayti hai kisi ka chain banti hai kisi ko rool dayti hai kabhi lay paar jati hai kabhi yeh maar jati hai han mohabat jeet hoti hai magar yeh haar jati hai (mohabat)

Shuhagrat ke baad pati ne

apni patni se poocha ki kal raat tumhe kaisa laga, patni boli -5%sharm aai,5% dard hua, 10% maja aaya aur 80% purani yaaden taza ho gai..

Aye dost faramoush tera housh

kahain hai haddiyain to rahgaee tera gosh kahain hai.

Maama you met my jaana Maamaa you

Maama you met my jaana Maamaa you are my rama and this is not a drama like the TV show khana khazana coz. you liked my jaana who is from a good gharana moreover he enjoys guitar bajana and coz. you said him ghar aana

Itni raat gaye apun tere

ko RamDev Katha sunanekeliye sms to nahi karega! Bas yaad aarahithi aur Goodnight keheneka tha CHAL AB LUDAKZA

Aapki dosti, apki vafa hi

kafi hai, Tmam umar ye asra hi kafi hai, Jab bhi waqt mile muskra kat SMS bhej do, Khushi k vaste yeh silsila hi kafi hai....

Zindagi mein aapke apne kam

nahin,door reh kar bhoolne wale hum nahin,baat ya mulakat na ho aapse to kya hua,aapki yaad kisi mulakat se kam nahin.

Aankhon ke ishare woh samajh

nahin pate,hoton se hum kuchh keh nahin pate,apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahen ,koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahin pate.

har sans se tera izhar

karte hain,Har khwab mein tera deedar karte hain,mohtaj hi to hain hum tere,jo har pal tere paas waqt hone ka intajar karte hain

Dil ke darvaje par dastak

ho rahi hai,aaj phir ek yaad dil ko sata rahi hai,dil ki gehraiyon mein najar mar ke dekh ,aaj phir teri yaad dil ko sata rahi hai.

Aray saray bhai loge tayyar

ho jao, apun ka sms aa raha hai. Nazima

Tum naam ki baat karte

ho, Log chehara tak bhool jate he, Tum Samundar ki baat karte ho, Log aankhon mein bhi doob jate hai

khusi aapke liya gum hamare

liye,zindegi aapke liye maut mere liye,muskurat aapke liye ansu mere liye,subkuch aapke liye aur aap hamare liye.

Sawal Puchte hain wo humse k

Sawal Puchte hain wo humse k bata hume apni chahat ka naam , K tumhi batao k tum ko tumhara hum kya bataein naam .

Ye dost tere zindgi k

din kabhi kam na ho. Gam k badlo se teri aankhe nam na ho. zindi ki har khushi mile aapko chae us zindgi k saathi hum na ho.

A boy on date with

girl in BMW car.. Boy:- jaan ji mein nay app se aik baat chhupai hai, "im already married" Girl:- OH My God tum nay tu mujhe dara he diya, "mein samiji ye BMW car tumhari nahin hai :)

Woh ankh bohaat piyari thi

jo humne usko mari thi -- Woh joti bohaat bhari thi jo usne humko mari thi Hum tu muft mein pit gaye Galib--- humein tu ankhoon ki bemaari thi

Lady Teacher to students:- "Sach"

or " Veham" mein kiya farq hai? Students:- aap jo hum ko parha rahi hain na ye "Sach" hai lakin---- hum parh rahay hain ye app ka "Veham" hai

DOSTI KARO TO AISE KARO KI

DOSTI KARO TO AISE KARO KI BHULA NA SAKE KOI DUSMANI KARO LEKIN USSE MAT KARO KI JISE PAGAL NA HO JAYE KOI

Dil ki Halat batana nahi

aata … Kisi ko aisey Tarpana nahi aata …. Sunna chahte hain ek baar Aawaz aap ki … Magar baat karne ka Bahana nahi aata !!

boy says to girl main

tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay

boy 2 girl,darling mere kaan

me kuch garam sa kuch naram sa kuch namkeen sa kuch meetha sa kaho,,,,,,,, girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,HALWA PURI,,,

All Day All Night Mujhko My

All Day All Night Mujhko My Dear -----------, all day all night mujhko yaad sataye tumhari. Yun to socha tha maine rehne to brahmchari umar saari par jab se maine dehka tumko socha bekar hai vichar be rehne ka brahmachari kyunki all day all night mujhko yaad sataye tumhari. FROM VINID SAINI

jaan tum se achi to

teri yaadein hain...jo hum se sharmate to nahin...miss you sweethart!!!

Dil ki Halat batana nahi

aata Kisi ko aisey Tarpana nahi aata . Sunna chahte hain ek baar Aawaz aap ki Magar baat karne ka Bahana nahi aata !!

Sachi hai Dosti aajmake dekh

lo, karke yakin mujh pe mere paas aake dekh lo. badalta nahi kabhi sona apna rang, chahe jitni baar marji aag me jalaake dekh lo.

Meri zindagi Tera Saath Ho Meri

Meri zindagi Tera Saath Ho Meri zindagi Teri Baat Ho Jo Jhukay Nazar Tera Khwab Ho Jo Uthy Nazar Teri Zaat Ho Mere Haath me Ek Phool Ho Woh Phool Tera Haath Ho. Babar

dil me chupi huyi t

jo zinate baam hogayi aank utti to sari bath bar sare ham hogayi khuwaish na tamam ko paishe zamana jab kiya rum he kabi kiya na tha isliye raam hogayi kissi uran ki hame tujjse t magar zindagi to b talibe dana o dam ogayi **U&ME** 0323-4049205

Mujhe kise say mohabat nahi

kise k siva Mujhe her ek say mohabat ha kise k liye Gham ki barish ne be mera naqsh doya nahi Tu ne mujh ko koh diya Main ne tujh ko koya nahi0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Ager kabi tu aj tum ne

Ager kabi tu aj tum ne intaha kar di her baat hum say joda kar di mere kheyal ko apne say door kar k tum ne mere rooh tak tarpa di mere jazbat ko rond kar tum ne mere izaat mere nazroon mein hi gira di zara see ranjish par ek choti see ghalti par yak mashat hi mug say talook tood diya tumara aysa souchna hi tume mug say joda kar de ab yeh rishta nahi k jis par hum youn hi bigarte rahe is nazok see bandan ko zarorat ha tumre hosale ki tum her baat par kehte ho mein kabel nahi tumre saath chalne k yeh tu rishte ki kamzaori ha ab hum mein vo sakat nahi k tumari zara see be rehmi tumari yeh narazgi hum seh paye hume tumari fiqar ha pal pal tumari ek ek baat tumra her vo lahma hamri nazar mein aaj be maqsad yeh ha lakein agher kiya badl ha ha mere doast tum badal giye ho tumari her vo adat tumari her vo souch jo hume aziz ti boat yaksar badl giye ha tume khiyal nahi zara be hum jo souche ya kehe ager aysa kio hota ha itani be rehme say tum talook todne ki baat karte ho kiya koi jazba nahi tum mein kiya muge kone ka be dar nahi ager kabi tu ay mere doast kosesh karoo tum muge apna samagne ki0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)======

wada wafa ansoo ki tara nazroo

wada wafa ansoo ki tara nazroo say giraya us ne apni khabar na mile khuch ayse khak mein milya us ne ilzam mug par lagaya ta mager bewafa vo khud ta phele dewana baneya Phir tokraya us ne us ko maza ata ha mug ko tarpane mein muge gile lakari ki tara jalaya us ne aya na ta jis ko wada wafa karna logoo ko jhota wafa ka kisa soneya us ne0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Muge mil Na saka Jis ko

Muge mil Na saka Jis ko mein ne chaha vo muge mil na saka Mager dil ki DONiya mein ek afsana choor giya Kio kar k chala giya vo mere zindagi ko tanha Mager pata nahi mere dil mein kitna dokh choor giya Kia jane kis say mohabat karta ta vo Mager mere dil ko udas choor giya Ati rahe gi rooz shab mein us ki yaad Mager kio mere zindagi mein jhote sapne choor giya Mein karti ho us say mohabat bey pana Mager yeh be na soucha or muge akila choor giya.. 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Din raat mein soucha karta

ho Ek khowab sa deka karta ho Main janta ho k vo mere naseeb mein nahi Mein us ko pouja karta ho Ek ghutan see ha dil mein Be waja bekarar rehta ho Kash mein us say keh sakoo Mein tujh say pyaar karta ho0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Meri dua raat Gaye Aksar Aysa

Meri dua raat Gaye Aksar Aysa Be Hota Ha Jasie Dil Seyne Mein Chup Ho Jata Ha Her Soo Ek Andeyra Ghup Ho Jata Ha Is Lamhe Bus Ek Dua Yaad Ati Ha Ya Rab! Tu Bus Us KO khush Rakna!!!!!!!!!! 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Aitbaar karoo Tum Aitabar karoo,,,,,, mein

Aitbaar karoo Tum Aitabar karoo,,,,,, mein ne tumra hath tham kar tume omeer bar chane ki kasam kaheye ha,Tume mere in hontoo ka aitabr karoo,,,,,,,,,, jis par her pal sirf tumhra hi naam rehta ha,tum mere ankoo ka itabar karoo,,,,,,,,, jo her pal tumein dekhney k kiye be-chain hoti hein,tum meyre sansoo ka itabar karoo,,,,,,jis mein sirf tumhari hi koshbo mehkati ha,tum mere is dil ka itabar karoo,,,,,,,,,,jo tumhre bager kahi be nahi lagta,tum mere in darkan ka itabar karoo,,,,,,,,,jo sirf tumhre naam par hi darkati hein .tum meyra aitabar karoo ,,,,,,,,,,jo tume sirf apni zindagi manta or janta ha..0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Us Ne Kaha K Mug

Say Tume Kitna Pyaar Ha Mein Ne Kaha Sitaro Ka Koi Shomar Ha Us Ne Kaha K Koon Tume Ha Kitna Aziz Mein Ne Kaha Dil Pay Jis Ka Ahteyar Ha Us Ne Kaha Koon SA Tofa Ha Man Pasand Mein Ne Kaha VO Sham Jo Ab tak Udaar Ha Us Ne Kaha khaza Mein Mulaqat Ka Jawaz Mein Ne kaha Qareeb Ka Matalb Bahar Ha Us Ne Kaha Lakhoo Gham zindagi Mein Hein Mein Ne Kaha Gham Nahi Jab Ghamghar Ha Us Ne Kaha Kab Tak Saat Nibaoo Gey Mein Ne Kaha Jitni Yeh Sansoo Ki Taar Ha Us Ne Kaha Mug KO Yaqeen Aye Kis Tara Mein Ne Kaha Mera Naam Aitbaar Ha.. 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Tum Ne kabi Deka Ha

Meri Ankho Mein K Us Mein Her Pal Tera Hi Intazar Rehta Ha Mein Kise or KO Kaise Shamel Kar Lo in Sapno Mein In Mein Tu Sirf Tera Chera Hi Sawar Rehta Ha Mana k Tu Nahi Mil Sakti Mug KO Lakein Phir be Tujh KO dil mein pane ka Izaar Rahta Ha Tere Judai Mein Istara Ashk Tapkate Hein Jaise in Mein Koi Choupa Hova Abshaar Rehta Ha Mein Ek pal be Tum KO juda nahi kar sakta apne wajood say Mere Tu khoon k Her Qatrey Mein Tera Hi Shumar Rehta Ha Bus Ek bar Tum Mil Jao Meri zindagi Mein Warna Hamri Sansoo Ka Kaha Aitbaar ha, 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

In the flower my rose

is u, in the diamond my Kohinoor is u, in the sky my moon is you, I am only Body my heart is u. 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Kiya wo i? Vo kab aye

Kiya wo i? Vo kab aye gi? Vo aye gi b ya nahi? Vo zaror aye gi na? Usay ana chahiye! usay ana ho ga! mujhe lagta ha k vo aa gai App k face pe ek cute c smile. 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Aaj Phir boat yaad aye

tum Mein tum say door ho par boat pass aye tum Sob sey sham tak tere gham mein khoya rehta ho mein hi soya rehta ho Tum bin zinda nahi reh sakta Kash mere dil ki baat soon paoo tum Koi ghalti SAR zad ho tu maaf kar deyna Youn rhot kar Na jana tum. 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Tasveer Ban k Mere Dil

Mein Rehti ho Tum Ankoon Say Door Ho Lakein Dil k Qareeb ho Tum Jis ki Chahat Mein Khud ko Bhool Gaye Hum Vo Husun ki Davi Pyaar ki Malka ho Tum Dekha jo khoab Mein Ne Apne Liye In haseen khoboo ki Tabeer ho Tum Apnoo Mein ho k Rehte hein hums Gheyroon say Koi apna say Laga jab say aye ho tum Or kiya kahoo k kiya ho tum mere liye Mera dil,mera jigar,mere zindai ho tum0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Boat khuch tum say kehna

chata ho Mein apne dil ki baat kehna chata ho Mere dil mein boat khuch ha dafan Jo tum ko pata nahi ha sanam Badein dinoo say tere mohabat mein ho girafatar Jis ka iqrar aaj tak na kar saka tum say yaar Na jane yeh kab tak silsala reh ga K tera mera ajnabi say rishata rehe ga Dorion ki na fikr kia karoo, dil jab be pukare bula lia karoo Hum dor zyada nai app se, bus apni ankoon ko palkon se mila lia Karoo. 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Na mile kisi ka sath

to hume yaad karna, Tanhai ho to mahsush hume karna, Khushiya baatne ko tum sathi hazar rakhna,Gam baatna ho to hume yaad karna ======

Tum meri soch ho koi tume

Tum meri soch ho koi tume soche Qun Tum meri chahat ho koi tume chahe Qun Tum mera Aaina ho koi tume dekhe Qun Tum meri dua ho koi tume mange Qun0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Ek raat Khuwab Main Ne

Chand Ko Dekha, Chand Say Poucha Chupke Se Aaj Mujhe Ek Bat Bata,Apne Dil Ka Hal Suna Kya Hai Koi Esa Jo Tum Ko Acha Lagta Ho, Apna Apna Sa Lagta Ho Dil K Pas Jo Basta ho, Chand Ne App Ka Nam Lya, Main Ne Dil Ko Tham Liya Jab Se Dekha Hai Ye Sapna,,, Tab Se Chand Raqeeb hai Apna!!!!!!!!!!!!0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

kash khuda ne hume "aansoo"

banaya hota..... us bewafaa ki aankh me basaya hota..... jab girte aankh se unki ....... to marne ka maza to aaya hota ... 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Jaye janaza jo unki gali

se, to unke dar par thehra Dena, Haath jo uthe dua ke liye to, muh se nakaab utha dena, Itna bhi na kar sake koi, to maut ki khabar suna dena, Wajah puche koi maut ki, to mahobbat bata Dena.0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Mayat pe meri do aansu

baha jana ab iss se aage hamein kahan jana zindagi par mulaqat ko tarse hum aakhir vaqt to tu janaze pe aajana,,,, 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Bikhar Rahi hy meri zaat

usy kehna Kabhi milay tu yehe baat usy kehna Vo saath tha tu zamana tha hamsafar mera Mager ab koi nahi mery sath usy kehna Usy kehna k bin usky din nahi kattata Sisik sisik k kattati ha raat us kehna Usy pukaroon k khud hi pohanch jaon us k pass Nahi rahy vo halaat usy kehna Ager vo phirbe na lotay tu ay mehrban qasid Hamari zeest k halat usy kehna Her jeet us k naam kar raha hoon Main Main manta ho apni haar us kehna. 0322-6720288 M.Shahid (Af + Sh)