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VATTE OS HI BERI NU

PENDE NE,JIS BERI DE MITHE BER HUNDE NE.MUSIBATTAN OS HI KAUM TE PENDIA NE,JIS KAUM DE MARD DILER HUNDE NE.KAUN PUCHHDA KAVAAN TE GIDRAAN NU,KAID PINJRE CHE BAAJ TE SHERHUNDE NE.I M PROUD TO B A PUNJABIBy Rajni

Ibaadat rabb di te chehra

yaar da howe,sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe. By Rajni

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu

mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai By Rajni

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Ishq ishq ta har koi

karde, par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi, ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu, Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde vekhan

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde vekhan waale bada pasand karde sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de sanu vi sohna bana Rabba nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Jo assar hai akh di

maar ander oh na teer te na talwaar andar ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana, teri

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana, teri mehfil sada abaad rahe, kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi, jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk

jande ne hanju, Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju, Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu, par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein

takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli..... Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C Aasi

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

SMS bhejan da nahi si

shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan

vaaste tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Teri gali whicho langaa ge

jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

ru know full fom of

DARLING ? D = dear A = always R = remembar L = love I = is N = not G = game D.K

If i was a dog If

If i was a dog If i was a dog and u are a flower I would raise my leg and give u a shower neema t

A husband was stung by

a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto

It's better to stay away

from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your lifesanthu

this is your mobile operator

we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo

aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)* (&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&* (__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?”}:: _++_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya raghavv 2417

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A

BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha

What is the height of

Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit

there are 3 chambers in

my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bcoz You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram

oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb

oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2'rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now... Bye!

Very good! Intelligent

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

He came at night, explored

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

I really deeply wish tat

u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Press down down more Ok

more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !

A girl phoned me the

other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Lastnite i went 2 bed

without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas

Come here,take off urs pants

and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

Always start your day with

a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed

with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...

Enter Password 2 touch my

heart ! * ** *** **** wrong Code ! U Have touched my legs Anyway ... Take my blessings... !!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!! --- Full Name: sajid Mobile: 966508985051

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Alleppy passenger time 7.30 Kottayam passenger

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Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

Kulichal pokatha azukkundo? Chirichal kanatha pallundo? Marakkan pattatha thettudo? Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo? Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??(copyright www.lovelysms.com) sajid 966508985051

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1 letter illa, 1 phone

illa, 1 missed call illa, 1 sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu ninakku chicken gunia pidicho avoo?..sajid 966508985051

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol

kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dumBy sajid

Aval orumoolippattu

Aval oru moolippattu paady,Njan kaathorthirunnu... Aval onnu kadichu,Njan pulanju poyi.. Aval valichu kudichu,Njan annangade kidannu... Aval kuninju,Njan purakiloode adichu..."how" Aval pulanju,'Chey' Ente dehathellam aayi... 'HAAVOO" 'KOTHUK" chathu. sayalisalih +919895137022

Aakash kande,Batas kande,kande amar MON, Tomar

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ormakkayi tajmahal ketti... mandan! Njanariyunnengil mumthasinte ormakkayi avalude aniyathiye kettiyene! sayalisalih +919895137022

I love u da! Ninne Kanathe

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Asalamu alaikyuum... Ee aaychayil ingale 'kutichira tv'

Asalamu alaikyuum... Ee aaychayil ingale 'kutichira tv' yil pala basayilulla cilmakal. Thinklyaycha : puyyaapla poyyotine Kooti kondovum (DDLJ) Chovvaycha : Enthokeyo aavunund (kuch kuch hota hai) Budanaycha : Chelapam kosi Chelapam beamam (K3G) vyayacha : Onnum mindanda (Kuch na kaho) jumante dovsam : inne nikkah kayikyo? (Mujse shaadi karoge) Shanyaycha : Ammal ingale aara? (Hum apke hai kaun) Njaraycha : Kalbinu piraanthanu (Dil tho pagal hai) sayalisalih +919895137022

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oru Mobilinte Vedhana... "Do ingtu nokkedo,njan thante mobile aanu samsarikunnath,Thanik enne kutich vella chinthayum undo??? kure naalaayi njan thanik vendi sms kondu tharunnu, kanda alavalaadhikalude ellam incming calls pidichu tharunnu,ithonum poranjittu orikalum vellam kanditillatha thante pantinte pocketil mookkum pothi njan kidakunnu, Avasaanamayi enikk oru aagraham und, chaavunnathinu munp oru OUt goiNg vilikkanam,vella rakshayum undo.. sayalisalih +919895137022

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku

Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)sajid

Sorry 2 disturb u If

r Not busy if u r not working if u r not tired if u r not lazy plese answer me AYYAPPANTE AMMA ETRA NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..sajid