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What is the height of
Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit
there are 3 chambers in
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oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb
oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2'rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now... Bye!
Very good! Intelligent
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
He came at night, explored
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
I really deeply wish tat
u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Press down down more Ok
more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
A girl phoned me the
other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Lastnite i went 2 bed
without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas
Come here,take off urs pants
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Always start your day with
a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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Enter Password 2 touch my
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Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku
Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)sajid
Sorry 2 disturb u If
r Not busy if u r not working if u r not tired if u r not lazy plese answer me AYYAPPANTE AMMA ETRA NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..sajid
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Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh
denari. Nako suryasarkhi,satat taapleli. Nako chandrasarkhi,diwasa saath na denari. Nako savlisarkhi,kayam paathlaag karnari. Maitri havi ashrunsarkhi,sukha-dukhat samaan saath denari.pooja
hitler chathu poyi,saddam
pidikkapettu,ladante vivaram onnum illa................ninte sms um kananilla...bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu sajid
prem jhore jaoa pata noi, prem
prem jhore jaoa pata noi, prem futa kono chata noi, prem seto noi hotel er dal puri, prem holo moner sathe lukochuri. onim
want to see the greatest
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Poocha palu kudikkumpol
kannadakkunathentu kondu.?. patratinde vrithy kandituuu.malayalam sms by Sajid
pal piriyunnatu entu kondu.. orimichulla jeevitham
pal piriyunnatu entu kondu.. orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu malayalam sms by Sajid
ni illathe enikku onnumilla innnu
ni illathe enikku onnumilla innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu ni evide ondayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru um .oru umm .oru umma .oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu malayalam sms by Sajid
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kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana
vannu aa puzhayil irangi aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE.. malayalam sms by Sajid
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sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo
sardarinte car illoru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment malayalam sms by Sajid
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan oru
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi. pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,. aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU malayalam sms by Sajid
NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
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Tomar prem sakkhorito hoise amar
jiboner sunno pristhay , akhn ta tomari.rony
wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty
hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu wife-ini varumo hus-namukku nokkam wife- wannallo hus- thanks to K S E B malayalam sms by Sajid
Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor. Kar'n
Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor. Kar'n said,"Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam. Hear'g this Soopi said,"Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani malayalam sms by Sajid
Sonia was plan'g 2 come
2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel'd the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day "Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI malayalam sms by Sajid
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