a baby boy & baby
girl making bath in bath tab. baby Girl saw down of boy and asked. can i touch your peen, OH NO NEVER. you have already broken your own SANIA
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A Nurse come in Doc's
Room. Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt? Nurse ans: Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use. SANIA
Boy asks: Tute hue dil
se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..SaaMer 03002711588
Teacher: What r the people
of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.SaaMer 03002711588
A mobile is like women
TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..SaaMer 03002711588
woman:"last night i dreamt of
u buying me a diamond necklace" man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it" 0736655089
man1:did u know that more
than 97% of the ppl have tv's than bathtubs??... man2: which proves that more brains are washed than bodies... Anopheles
a guy & his girlfriend
were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:'let's play a little game,i'll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..// vutomi
aj ki taza khabar 10
ko bewkoof banaya. . . plz press down 4 details. . . Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...SaaMer 03002711588
It is said that inzamam
don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.
teacher: anita ne gass kai
is ka future tens batao? sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha
girl:aamir u will try to
kiss me , mien shor macha don gi, boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay. girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
lady drinking coke, machar falls
in . lady take it out , machar says ;maaaaaaaa lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
always keep a picture of
ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana
mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)
3 sardar where going on
a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur
Xiteez Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n h is 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Xiteez Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat
karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
Boys say it's great, boys
say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
this is your mobile operator
we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it Takalani
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. By Baasha
Q........Y do girls dont put
mobile phones n their BRA? A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..hahahahha Azam Hoti
Medical Shayari When you breathe,
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse
bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. dani 03214342632
After confessing dat he raped
a woman,a blind man said:"I saw her naked & I couldn't help it." da-Chiz +27734781820
larka: tootey huey dil se
pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi? larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar khao ge?? faiza
Tumhary saath kia masla hy? har
Tumhary saath kia masla hy? har wakt pregnent rehti ho jab bhi tumhain sms kia(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) tumhari delivery report aa jati hy seema
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay
ka din kaun sa hoga.? Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*--- aur friendship day ---!!--- ek saath padega Raman (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
kal main ne hawksbay per
dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe ye kase mumkin hain baqi 3 ganje they saqi (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY
had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said "THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER" Jarjiz 03453113875
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED
NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM (copyright www.lovelysms.com) ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...no_me--03455916346
After de death of EMRAN
HASHMI what will be written on his grave "DONOT DISTURB" Soney de SAALE ko pehli baar to akela so raha hai! Jarjiz 03453113875
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new
brazier lenaa hai Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli....... Ahsan 0321-8666122
Survey Subject:In how many days
a 1000 pgs book cn b read.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. .Swapnil
3 Fastest means of communication 1
3 Fastest means of communication 1 : Tele-Phone 2 : Tele-Vision 3 : Tell-a-women Need still faster?(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil
A girl & her grandma
were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is coming" Mother:"you come inside" Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside". satish
Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar
karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga??? Jarjiz(03453113875)
ladhki k baap ne vidhai
k time dulha se kaha: "Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa" Jarjiz(03453113875)
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi
saza miley' tuje bohot zor se susu aye!!!! (Copyright www.lovelysms.com) or kahi karne ki jaga na miley .Jarjiz(03453113875)
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette
nahi piyo ge Bachey:Nahi piyenge Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge Bachey:Nahi karenge Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge Bachey: nahi kasenge Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..Jarjiz(03453113875)
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse
tez kese bhaagte ho.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane.. Jarjiz(03453113875)
Mobile repair karne waale ko
agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega? DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata hai:-)(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Jarjiz(03453113875)
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar
rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri shadi GADHE se kar deni hay.. Romio03336316316(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
baap bachay ki khatnay maire
ghar par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen bhi hoo khaal bush ko hee jaeygi jaji khan ( 0345 2094140) (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Ek molvi apne wife say:jab
main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy su lipt lipt kr roti hy. Arif (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala
Thakre se milnr gayi. Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali Bend-re". Tab Sonali bend hui aur boli, "Bala Thok-re". Darshan (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT
MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)jaji khan ( 0345 2094140)
Sardar : goes to police
station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai. Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"asif khan
Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar
Karte Ho?" Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna." Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?" Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Shani
Husband asks, Do you know
the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever ,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) SFIDO