Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I
wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.Kingshook
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Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is
answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the answer is "11" Rakesh
A woman goes to a
doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na? Dr: why? woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch (William)
The more you study. the
more you know, The more you know. The more you forget, The more you forget. The less you know, So why study? Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Man: please give me black
colour condom shopkeeper:why black colour condom???? man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night love_ever
One day a lady coming
from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya
JUST IMAGINE... life without girls. result=markets silent,streets
JUST IMAGINE... life without girls. result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...SaaMer 03002711588
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh
mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega cidny
Devdas says to paro:aik sham
mera naam ker do. paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan. Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai. Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain. Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI
Teacher, billi k itnay saray
bachay kun hotay hain? student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer
Jis dor may telephone digital
nahe hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt log police stations phone kar kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay hee dore main aik larkay nay thanay phone kia Larka: hello kon? SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking. Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay? SHO : Danda Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo SHo bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur awaz sunai dee SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay nay phone kia tha aur abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha hoon, aapka larka bara bat tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen. FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha? SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay? SHO aadha ghanta FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo :p Agha
Girls hostel ki light chali
jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" SANIA
Class main ek larki biskit
kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha SANIA
no men no women no
women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
8 years boy caught in
RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka
antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. zuhaib 03217566867
Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal
shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply " kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay" saani 03005074682
Boy to girl in romantic
mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" 03005074682
Ek bus mein ladko aur
ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...SaaMer 03002711588
Pledge of BOYS - India
is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... BABBU
a baby boy & baby
girl making bath in bath tab. baby Girl saw down of boy and asked. can i touch your peen, OH NO NEVER. you have already broken your own SANIA
A Nurse come in Doc's
Room. Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt? Nurse ans: Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use. SANIA
Boy asks: Tute hue dil
se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..SaaMer 03002711588
Teacher: What r the people
of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.SaaMer 03002711588
A mobile is like women
TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..SaaMer 03002711588
woman:"last night i dreamt of
u buying me a diamond necklace" man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it" 0736655089
man1:did u know that more
than 97% of the ppl have tv's than bathtubs??... man2: which proves that more brains are washed than bodies... Anopheles
a guy & his girlfriend
were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:'let's play a little game,i'll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..// vutomi
aj ki taza khabar 10
ko bewkoof banaya. . . plz press down 4 details. . . Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...SaaMer 03002711588
It is said that inzamam
don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.
teacher: anita ne gass kai
is ka future tens batao? sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha
girl:aamir u will try to
kiss me , mien shor macha don gi, boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay. girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
lady drinking coke, machar falls
in . lady take it out , machar says ;maaaaaaaa lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
always keep a picture of
ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana
mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)
3 sardar where going on
a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur
Xiteez Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n h is 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Xiteez Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat
karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
Boys say it's great, boys
say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
this is your mobile operator
we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it Takalani
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. By Baasha
Q........Y do girls dont put
mobile phones n their BRA? A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..hahahahha Azam Hoti
Medical Shayari When you breathe,
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse
bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. dani 03214342632
After confessing dat he raped
a woman,a blind man said:"I saw her naked & I couldn't help it." da-Chiz +27734781820
larka: tootey huey dil se
pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi? larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar khao ge?? faiza
Tumhary saath kia masla hy? har
Tumhary saath kia masla hy? har wakt pregnent rehti ho jab bhi tumhain sms kia(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) tumhari delivery report aa jati hy seema
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay
ka din kaun sa hoga.? Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*--- aur friendship day ---!!--- ek saath padega Raman (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
kal main ne hawksbay per
dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe ye kase mumkin hain baqi 3 ganje they saqi (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY
had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said "THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER" Jarjiz 03453113875