don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.
is ka future tens batao? sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha
kiss me , mien shor macha don gi, boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay. girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
in . lady take it out , machar says ;maaaaaaaa lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)
motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur
Xiteez Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" Mom: "Yes" Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. khaled
uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye fateher-kya hua? kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan
with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng Shahbaz Jani
A~L~I 11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
mein kya fark hai MAMMu-nahi pata curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.
there is no power to stop u, But only one power that can stop u? Guess what???? "Abbey di juttian"..
pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. waqas 03455064369
think u were ugly....... after all u will live in dark
on valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)muskan
DHAMAKA OFFER SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME & GET A CHILD FREE!! HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!!
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
he sighted only one woman! You have only 2 eyes....... But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand? Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
HAI CHAI BANA DO SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega. Full Name: SAMEER
joke!!!! 2 pigs jumped in mud want to hear a clean joke!!!! they took a bath...
A mans occupation is 2 stick his coqulation up a womens ventalation 2 increase the population of the younger generation if ya wanna demonstration please lie down
gaye he? PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak MUMMY kaha se laye he ALWAYS REMEMBER ME
JANE KA " Jannat Ya Dozakh ! Apun boola " DOZAKH " U know apun aisa q bola? Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log wahin mile ga......!!!:-)
concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's FONG KONG
gee hill hill kay dooon gee. kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa. parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!
more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the rest?"
for? Second prisoner:Nothing. First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
time in a garment shop. a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana' sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.
pays & son plays. Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur Life so tht you can die rich. Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his. Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.
agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. Kingshook
wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.Kingshook
answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the answer is "11" Rakesh
doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na? Dr: why? woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch (William)
more you know, The more you know. The more you forget, The more you forget. The less you know, So why study? Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
colour condom shopkeeper:why black colour condom???? man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night love_ever
from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya
JUST IMAGINE... life without girls. result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...SaaMer 03002711588
mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega cidny
mera naam ker do. paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan. Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai. Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain. Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI
bachay kun hotay hain? student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer