Teacher, billi k itnay saray
bachay kun hotay hain? student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer
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Jis dor may telephone digital
nahe hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt log police stations phone kar kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay hee dore main aik larkay nay thanay phone kia Larka: hello kon? SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking. Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay? SHO : Danda Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo SHo bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur awaz sunai dee SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay nay phone kia tha aur abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha hoon, aapka larka bara bat tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen. FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha? SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay? SHO aadha ghanta FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo :p Agha
Girls hostel ki light chali
jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" SANIA
Class main ek larki biskit
kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha SANIA
no men no women no
women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
8 years boy caught in
RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka
antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. zuhaib 03217566867
Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal
shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply " kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay" saani 03005074682
Boy to girl in romantic
mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" 03005074682
Ek bus mein ladko aur
ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...SaaMer 03002711588
Pledge of BOYS - India
is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... BABBU
a baby boy & baby
girl making bath in bath tab. baby Girl saw down of boy and asked. can i touch your peen, OH NO NEVER. you have already broken your own SANIA
A Nurse come in Doc's
Room. Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt? Nurse ans: Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use. SANIA
Boy asks: Tute hue dil
se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..SaaMer 03002711588
Teacher: What r the people
of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.SaaMer 03002711588
A mobile is like women
TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..SaaMer 03002711588
woman:"last night i dreamt of
u buying me a diamond necklace" man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it" 0736655089
man1:did u know that more
than 97% of the ppl have tv's than bathtubs??... man2: which proves that more brains are washed than bodies... Anopheles
a guy & his girlfriend
were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:'let's play a little game,i'll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..// vutomi
aj ki taza khabar 10
ko bewkoof banaya. . . plz press down 4 details. . . Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...SaaMer 03002711588
It is said that inzamam
don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.
teacher: anita ne gass kai
is ka future tens batao? sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha
girl:aamir u will try to
kiss me , mien shor macha don gi, boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay. girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
lady drinking coke, machar falls
in . lady take it out , machar says ;maaaaaaaa lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
always keep a picture of
ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana
mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)
sardar where going on a
motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur
Xiteez Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n h is 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Xiteez Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat
karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
Boys say it's great, boys
say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Girl to Mom: "Is it
true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" Mom: "Yes" Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
ek din mirinda aur 7up
ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. khaled
jab gabbar paifa hua tab
uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye fateher-kya hua? kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan
75yrz old man got married
with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng Shahbaz Jani
A~L~I 11 Galz ask the
A~L~I 11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha
ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein
nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat
mein kya fark hai MAMMu-nahi pata curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
A question was asked from
inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.
When u fall in love
there is no power to stop u, But only one power that can stop u? Guess what???? "Abbey di juttian"..
aik larki darzi ki dukan
pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. waqas 03455064369
close ur eyes when u
think u were ugly....... after all u will live in dark
make ur luv to galfrnd
on valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)muskan
DHAMAKA OFFER SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2
DHAMAKA OFFER SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME & GET A CHILD FREE!! HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!!
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
Ravand had 20 eyes but
he sighted only one woman! You have only 2 eyes....... But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand? Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE
HAI CHAI BANA DO SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost
ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega. Full Name: SAMEER
want to hear a dirty
joke!!!! 2 pigs jumped in mud want to hear a clean joke!!!! they took a bath...