want to hear a dirty
joke!!!! 2 pigs jumped in mud want to hear a clean joke!!!! they took a bath.
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A mans occupation is 2
A mans occupation is 2 stick his coqulation up a womens ventalation 2 increase the population of the younger generation if ya wanna demonstration please lie down
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT
gaye he? PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak MUMMY kaha se laye he ALWAYS REMEMBER ME
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR
JANE KA " Jannat Ya Dozakh ! Apun boola " DOZAKH " U know apun aisa q bola? Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log wahin mile ga......!!!:-)
SCIENTISTS hav done tests &
concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's FONG KONG
Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon
gee hill hill kay dooon gee. kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa. parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!
Cops were spreading the message:"No
more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the rest?"
first prisoner:What were you convicted
for? Second prisoner:Nothing. First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
a sardar was working 1st
time in a garment shop. a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana' sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.
School- a place where papa
pays & son plays. Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur Life so tht you can die rich. Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his. Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.
life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi
agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. Kingshook
Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I
wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.Kingshook
Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is
answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the answer is "11" Rakesh
A woman goes to a
doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na? Dr: why? woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch (William)
The more you study. the
more you know, The more you know. The more you forget, The more you forget. The less you know, So why study? Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Man: please give me black
colour condom shopkeeper:why black colour condom???? man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night love_ever
One day a lady coming
from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya
life without girls. result=markets silent,streets empty,police
life without girls. result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...SaaMer 03002711588
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh
mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega cidny
Devdas says to paro:aik sham
mera naam ker do. paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan. Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai. Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain. Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI
Teacher, billi k itnay saray
bachay kun hotay hain? student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer
Jis dor may telephone digital
nahe hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt log police stations phone kar kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay hee dore main aik larkay nay thanay phone kia Larka: hello kon? SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking. Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay? SHO : Danda Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo SHo bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur awaz sunai dee SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay nay phone kia tha aur abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha hoon, aapka larka bara bat tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen. FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha? SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay? SHO aadha ghanta FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo :p Agha
Girls hostel ki light chali
jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" SANIA
Class main ek larki biskit
kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha SANIA
no men no women no
women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
8 years boy caught in
RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka
antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. zuhaib 03217566867
Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal
shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply " kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay" saani 03005074682
Boy to girl in romantic
mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" 03005074682
Ek bus mein ladko aur
ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...SaaMer 03002711588
Pledge of BOYS - India
is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... BABBU
a baby boy & baby
girl making bath in bath tab. baby Girl saw down of boy and asked. can i touch your peen, OH NO NEVER. you have already broken your own SANIA
A Nurse come in Doc's
Room. Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt? Nurse ans: Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use. SANIA
Boy asks: Tute hue dil
se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..SaaMer 03002711588
Teacher: What r the people
of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.SaaMer 03002711588
A mobile is like women
TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..SaaMer 03002711588
woman:"last night i dreamt of
u buying me a diamond necklace" man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it" 0736655089
man1:did u know that more
than 97% of the ppl have tv's than bathtubs??... man2: which proves that more brains are washed than bodies... Anopheles
a guy & his girlfriend
were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:'let's play a little game,i'll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..// vutomi
aj ki taza khabar 10
ko bewkoof banaya. . . plz press down 4 details. . . Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...SaaMer 03002711588
It is said that inzamam
don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.
teacher: anita ne gass kai
is ka future tens batao? sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha
girl:aamir u will try to
kiss me , mien shor macha don gi, boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay. girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
lady drinking coke, machar falls
in . lady take it out , machar says ;maaaaaaaa lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
always keep a picture of
ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana
mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)
sardar where going on a
motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur
Xiteez Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n h is 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Xiteez Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat
karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
Boys say it's great, boys
say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641