MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho
to baat agay Chalayen... Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia .. Copyright www.lovelysms.com Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.. hahaha --- Full Name: faran Mobile: 0334-9081551
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Teacher:"Now,childre n,if I saw a man
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love --- Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610 Mobile: 0300-4794610
Dear customer ur underwear validity
for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity --- Full Name: rakesh Mobile: 9447007519
one day three men walk
2 de bar they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married
EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCT ER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA
EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA"Copyright www.lovelysms.com INAYAT
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi
aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!
1 man asked to other a
1 man asked to other a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ? other man replied, it would poissionus milk . the man said no , then again he replied, the milk was'nt diggeust. Copyright www.lovelysms.com man again said no.............. ok lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi" --- Full Name: naz Mobile: 0300 3665336
Tcher: 3 grls are walking
in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW! --- Full Name: shourav8801717491202 Mobile: 8801717491202
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son:
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye --- Full Name: vishal Mobile: 09897308908
Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay
hum is shop say lain gay, Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai, Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain. Copyright www.lovelysms.com Full Name: noor /swat Mobile: 03013040220
AT 18 a lady is
like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, Copyright www.lovelysms.com at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other --- Full Name: malik Mobile: 00923005473001
Kafi americans chand per poanch
gay han. Listen. apnay mehbooba ko chand mat kehna werna 3,4 log aus per be char jain gay. :-) --- Full Name: ALI AFZAL Mobile: 03217112177
Boy say 2girl "agar may
tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?" girl "to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |" hahahahah --- Full Name: fami Mobile: 03459221214,03459198782
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti
hain, Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay, Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain, Copyright www.lovelysms.com Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain. --- Full Name: noor /swat Mobile: 03013040220
U r walkin in road.
Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don't care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
Bachey k khatney k waqt
nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey. Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana. Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho. Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai. --- Full Name: Kalim Mobile: 03004981465
What did shivaji say to
bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe. --- Full Name: Deepu 09847774000 Mobile: 9847774000
Sales Girl: sorry sir you
cann't smoke here. Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here. --- Full Name: goher Mobile: 03452425045
aij jamadarnee ko aik condume
mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee --- Full Name: mohammad arafat afridi bara wala Mobile: 03049065315
teacher sabse garam chez kia
he stud: jalta howa bulb tech: shabash woh kese stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi --- Full Name: faisal sameer Mobile: 03212950598
ekjungle mein chuhay se sab
dartey the, agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata, haathi bhi kahin chup jata, Copyright www.lovelysms.com aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai, pata chala chuha MQM mein tha --- Full Name: Sonu E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Girl to Mom: "Is it
true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" Mom: "Yes" Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
ek din mirinda aur 7up
ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. khaled
jab gabbar paifa hua tab
uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye fateher-kya hua? kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan
75yrz old man got married
with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng Shahbaz Jani
Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida
huye? boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota" zain(Silent Cry)
A~L~I 11 Galz ask the
A~L~I 11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha
ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein
nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat
mein kya fark hai MAMMu-nahi pata curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
A question was asked from
inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.
When u fall in love
there is no power to stop u, But only one power that can stop u? Guess what???? "Abbey di juttian"..
aik larki darzi ki dukan
pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. waqas 03455064369
close ur eyes when u
think u were ugly....... after all u will live in dark
make ur luv to galfrnd
on valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)muskan
DHAMAKA OFFER SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2
DHAMAKA OFFER SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME & GET A CHILD FREE!! HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!!
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
Ravand had 20 eyes but
he sighted only one woman! You have only 2 eyes....... But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand?
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE
HAI CHAI BANA DO SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost
ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
want to hear a dirty
joke!!!! 2 pigs jumped in mud want to hear a clean joke!!!! they took a bath.
A mans occupation is 2
A mans occupation is 2 stick his coqulation up a womens ventalation 2 increase the population of the younger generation if ya wanna demonstration please lie down
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT
gaye he? PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak MUMMY kaha se laye he ALWAYS REMEMBER ME
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR
JANE KA " Jannat Ya Dozakh ! Apun boola " DOZAKH " U know apun aisa q bola? Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log wahin mile ga......!!!:-)
SCIENTISTS hav done tests &
concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's FONG KONG
Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon
gee hill hill kay dooon gee. kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa. parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!
Cops were spreading the message:"No
more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the rest?"
first prisoner:What were you convicted
for? Second prisoner:Nothing. First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
a sardar was working 1st
time in a garment shop. a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana' sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.
School- a place where papa
pays & son plays. Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur Life so tht you can die rich. Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his. Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.