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true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" Mom: "Yes" Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. khaled
uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye fateher-kya hua? kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan
with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng Shahbaz Jani
huye? boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota" zain(Silent Cry)
A~L~I 11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
mein kya fark hai MAMMu-nahi pata curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.
there is no power to stop u, But only one power that can stop u? Guess what???? "Abbey di juttian"..
pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. waqas 03455064369
think u were ugly....... after all u will live in dark
on valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)muskan
DHAMAKA OFFER SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME & GET A CHILD FREE!! HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!!
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
he sighted only one woman! You have only 2 eyes....... But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand?
HAI CHAI BANA DO SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA
ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
joke!!!! 2 pigs jumped in mud want to hear a clean joke!!!! they took a bath.
A mans occupation is 2 stick his coqulation up a womens ventalation 2 increase the population of the younger generation if ya wanna demonstration please lie down
gaye he? PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak MUMMY kaha se laye he ALWAYS REMEMBER ME
JANE KA " Jannat Ya Dozakh ! Apun boola " DOZAKH " U know apun aisa q bola? Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log wahin mile ga......!!!:-)
concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's FONG KONG
gee hill hill kay dooon gee. kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa. parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!
more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the rest?"
for? Second prisoner:Nothing. First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
time in a garment shop. a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana' sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.
pays & son plays. Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur Life so tht you can die rich. Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his. Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.
agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. Kingshook
wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.Kingshook
answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the answer is "11" Rakesh
doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na? Dr: why? woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch (William)
more you know, The more you know. The more you forget, The more you forget. The less you know, So why study? Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
colour condom shopkeeper:why black colour condom???? man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night love_ever
from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya
life without girls. result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...SaaMer 03002711588
mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega cidny
mera naam ker do. paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan. Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai. Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain. Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI
bachay kun hotay hain? student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer
nahe hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt log police stations phone kar kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay hee dore main aik larkay nay thanay phone kia Larka: hello kon? SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking. Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay? SHO : Danda Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo SHo bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur awaz sunai dee SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay nay phone kia tha aur abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha hoon, aapka larka bara bat tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen. FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha? SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay? SHO aadha ghanta FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo :p Agha
jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" SANIA
kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha SANIA
women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA
antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. zuhaib 03217566867
shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply " kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay" saani 03005074682
mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" 03005074682
ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...SaaMer 03002711588