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work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A HOLIDAY.(copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY SIT ON THE LET HAND SIDE AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON SIDE. THE ONE WHO SIT ON THE LEF, SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT SAY" JACK DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND 'U'" LADY SAID. MARIA MOKWENA AND MARRIED. ELVI'SANO (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
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example of Coincidence?" Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." (copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
me and no one else? Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. (copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
**Twinkle Twinkle little star** Teri girl friend gaee bazar usko milgaya dosra yaar..(copyright www.lovelysms.com) ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha Alcaholic mandhra "Gurur'RUM'a Gurur'VODKA' 'GINN'eswara Guru'SCOTCH'al Para'BRANDY" Thasmesree 'BEAR'eNamaha (copyright www.lovelysms.com) "Chears" sayalisalih +919895137022
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Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera Kaat du useey toh ho jaye sawera...copyright www.lovelysms.com Nonsense
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a figure like a Coke bottle." Wife:"Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it's 1.5 liter. shaukii
on the merage of lion lion ask y r u dancing madly dog said i am also lion before merrage.... awais khan
like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other bilal
terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! 4457944 ws
mean by MAN M=marvelous A=and N=nice and the word WOMAN mean is W=wanted O=other MAN=man ADNAN03214124457
palak in it,the chicken stood up and started dancing and saying"Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala. Nasir Latif
Just imagine life without GIRLS the result === markets silent streets empty the police at rest All mobile companies in loss No SMS No flowers No candles No perfumes No travelling ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN !!! Nasir Latif
Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain.
din bachha nahi chahiye. Dr: Ye Condom le lo........ Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath... Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!!!Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)
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painful delivery Guess ? Still Thinking..... Ans: Sunny Deol Why? Becoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi lay kay"saria gill
opened the Ghunghat gave Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti Baqar(0321-2373397)
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Thought for the Days!!! if you call your mother as MUM... What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis? Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM sayalisalih +919895137022
daughter's photograph is on femina cover, son on india today, girlfriend on playboy, WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper.nomi-03455916346
woman ? Ans : How can u trust something that bleeds for five days and does'nt die Kush
1 PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish the k woh zameen par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke. jaisy he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha .. =)) Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai hamid ali 03026634069
a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl dimesh
A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE '' NACH BASANTI NACH'' CHILD ADDED ''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA'' sanam naz
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wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told 1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java.NeErAj BagDiYa
I deserve a zero on this exam. TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
son? SON: Under water, Dad. FATHER: Under water? What do you mean? SON: They're below C level. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
3 mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main se aik russian tha aik american aur aik pakistani tha. ittifaq se teeno aik sath bethey howe they . russian ne kaha k space par sab se pehley ham gaye they.American ne kaha k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye they.Pakistani ne kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha k inshallah sab se pehley sooraj (sun) par ham jaye gay.................tigerpaki03459029997
your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies First.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
for murder, his father went to visit him in prison.he told him that their is densely grass around the house and u c that i am old enough, 2 dig those grass. u were the 1 who must dig those grass.boy replied pls don`t ever dig those grass bcoz i hide many guns there. his dad tell the police about it, the police went there and dig all over but they finds nothing. dad went back to his son he said police have dug those grass but they did`nt anything. boy replied i was trying to assist u. arofhizo
u have the colgate of aquafresh. mocharlzero
New Delhi yesterday - they have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.NOMA--03455916346
job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss says: "You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls: "Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house." Osman +923014876609
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