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Love sms If u want SUCCESS in
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.

Love sms haha nothing special my friend,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Love sms 2days weather 4cast: it wud
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Love sms Sweet fruits r nice 2
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

Love sms we've known....each other for....quite a
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

Love sms Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...

Love sms Last night some Monkeys came
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Love sms Why did God Create U
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

Love sms What is the difference between
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Love sms Not every flower can represent
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

Love sms pyar na rahe to vafa
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By swaran

Love sms u r many kolometres away
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network3.animal planetBy swaran

Love sms Do u know how to
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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* PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz

Love sms you are very smrta smatr
you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.By faheem

Love sms Do u know that ur
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly By zeeshi

Love sms Raat ko karo gey to
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem

Love sms Let me kiss ur lips,
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem

Love sms Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem

Love sms usne kaha or dabao ,,,,,
usne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :dBy Zubi

Love sms Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.By Rythem