I'm tired of da security
I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide!
Leb-zaros
A man kills DEER (Hiran)
A man kills DEER (Hiran) &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" naina
A B C D E
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
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Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Main e
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi
Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
main se Nahi..... ShanZay
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. princess
aik tha raja aik the
aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani
idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani Behzad Khan Sherwani Behzad Khan Sherwani
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! Behzad Khan Sherwani
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...SaaMer 03002711588
Mera DIL krta hai ke
Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS saim
In your life 4 thing
In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time. babbu
Year.............1927.... ...November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at
Year.............1927.......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm................Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro............ Muhammad Kashif 03004585900
no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no
no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey? ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
hey i saw u in
hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel... ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..SaaMer 03002711588
W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H:
W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND) SaaMer 03002711588
What is Long & Hard,
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. :) SaaMer 03002711588
When u feel, That nobody
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai zuhaib 03217566867
whats wronng with your phone?
whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy
if people say ur crazy
Be
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....SaaMer 03002711588
you"
yes you
u really
you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !! SaaMer 03002711588
If u Punch me,I dont
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"...SaaMer 03002711588
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up? SaaMer 03002711588
Which Part...
of a man's body
has
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha SaaMer 03002711588
7 Angels come to me
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko
..SaaMer 03002711588
kami
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up
kami
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up pio,
mirinda pio,
dew pio,
pani pio..or pio..
kun k..
pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may
U r a GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne
U r a GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne in Million
N=aughty
C=ute
H=umble
U=nique.
Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na...
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
Mujha sms per sms karo
Mujha sms per sms karo aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka.
U r very special 4
U r very special 4 me.always u should be safe my dear.i cant b with u al da times.so please b careful whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)