I reali do care n
i wana b dere, n u can take me anywhere, stay wif me n il letchu c, Copyright www.lovelysms.com in my hart ul owez b. --- Full Name: aBy ABNORMAL Mobile: 0123173765
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Adam and Eve did it,
Anthony and Cleopatra pracised it, Romeo and Juliet died for it, King Solomon sinned for it, so what would you do for love???? --- Full Name: Khanyi Mobile: 0723177944
The day we met, dat wuz
The day we met, dat wuz by chance, but da relationship we had, wuz more den we cud sense. --- Full Name: aBy ABNORMAL Mobile: 0123173765
It shines as a blazing
sun, it weighs owh wut a ton, it tingles my evry nerve, dis is wut dae call lurve. --- Full Name: aBy ABNORMAL Mobile: 0123173765
'til death do us apart', im
'til death do us apart', im sayin dis tru fwom d hart, lurve is no piece of art, neither it is a joke of a fart. --- Full Name: aBy ABNORMAL Mobile: 0123173765
I looked at a sweet,
beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: adilmehboob Mobile: 0321 4870654
Train station par ruki. Ek
aadmi khidki ke paas baethe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai". KARAN-09839686285
a grl in a wedding
ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao. sardar replied unaughty girl pehlay tum dikhao. Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: tayyab Mobile: 03214144564
sardarji (raste se jate samay
friend se ek chig dekhake): are yar main ese kahi dekha hain second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain. second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain. first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya. --- Full Name: shirya
interviewee;wat z ur date of
birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: mumo Mobile: oo919849100056
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G
MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE. MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO.03045239071 --- Full Name: BABLOO Mobile: 03045239071
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate
ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...... --- Full Name: Sonum Mobile: 03204186155
Ek sardar exame dene gaya
to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.Sonum.03204186155.
teacher told all students in
a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
A Sardar saw a Beautiful
Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: B.Com final year" --- Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Sardarji is filling up a
job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes............................. --- Full Name: Waqar Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
How do you make a
Sardar laugh on "Saturday"? Tell him "a joke Tuesday --- Full Name: Waqar Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
Sardar: Will u merry ,
after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister. --- Full Name: SMS KING Mobile: 0300-4794610
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian
mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! --- Full Name: zubair Mobile: 0345-5084071
Sardar on phone "Doctor my
wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............ --- Full Name: shashi
a sardar bunked his office
and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.
Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I
LOVE YOU keh day" Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey" Sardar: "Keh Day NA" Prito: "Nahi Na" Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" Taabi
Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon
Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4, he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said "JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
In aptitude test River Kaveri is
In aptitude test River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state.
a sardar on an interview
for the post of detective was asked a question. interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate. Full Name: ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha...
sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
ek sardar shadi se phley
apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna Junaid Azhar
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED
IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.Ali Imran(Banker)03004313004
A sardar married to a
short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay. Ali Imran(Banker)03004313004
do sardar ja rahah hote
hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hainjaji khan ( 0345 2094140)
SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj
3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay. SARDAR SAY:-toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....? SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamirmultan 03216324676
sardar g nay hotel may
aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai sony
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy
se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)hamid ali 03026634069
A sardar saw a board
on which it was written " padhne wala stupid". Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid" Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)
ek sardar ne Ek Cow
ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the hamid ali 03026634069
Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i
love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.NeErAj BagDiYa
2sardars go for a drive.
. . .OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . .sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..dog
Sardar apni BIBI k sath
TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam
me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte dog
What is Common between :
Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
sardar. to his friend:yaar bari
mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai sadif,03455767007.
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath
Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 03218491222 kina
Sardarji went to party and
introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. 03218491222 kina
interviewer: How does an electric
motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewr shouts: stop it ! SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..Indrajeet K
Once a sardar was looking
at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardar car ki battery change
karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
A sardar on an interview
for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigateOsman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardar returns book to library,
bangs it on table & says - What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardarji, tell me ...., what
is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)