What is Common between :
Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
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sardar. to his friend:yaar bari
mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai sadif,03455767007.
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath
Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 03218491222 kina
Sardarji went to party and
introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. 03218491222 kina
interviewer: How does an electric
motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewr shouts: stop it ! SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..Indrajeet K
Once a sardar was looking
at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardar car ki battery change
karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
A sardar on an interview
for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigateOsman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardar returns book to library,
bangs it on table & says - What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardarji, tell me ...., what
is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....subs
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main
tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche marriam
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki
Interviewer: what is your birth
date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR roshan
Manager asked to sardar at
an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.roshan
Teacher to Sardar: Write your
best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi roshan
After returning back from a
foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?roshan
One tourist from U.S.A. asked
to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!roshan
Ek american ek sardar se
kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai Sam 3459129932
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene
shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! Siki
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne
kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".suraj
A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....XOLISWA
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention
de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. maham khan
A SARDAR IS SING A
PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
Sardarji fixed an answering machine
at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava
Why did 18 Sardars go
to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.kunjava
Sardarji calls Air India. "How
long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.kunjava
One day Sardar happened to
see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava
There's a funeral procession of
a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava
This sardarji goes to see
Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"kunjava
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis
lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka
A Sardar went 2 hotel,
ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!Tanzil Minhas
Day a monkey kicked a
sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." By Deb Sankar
ak bar santa ki beti
ko baccha hua to santa bhar khada ta or bola me nana ban gaya ya nani harsh rathod
Hiren Rathod Santa : banta,
Hiren Rathod Santa : banta, r u know fullfom of "WIFE" Banta : Yes, Santa : Bolo.. Banta : W = without I = information F = Fight E = Every time Santa : yeto ment socha hi nati tha......................
Hamid ali 0345-4792721 Santa to
Hamid ali 0345-4792721 Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki.. Banta. Pind ki. Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...! ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
A lady calls Santa for
repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Santa was riding on a
horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, "Le Karle Number Note ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
santa was looking at a
painting of a naked women leaves covering her body he asked that wat he was doing he answered- waiting 4 autumn (copyright www.lovelysms.com muskan
One day Santas Girlfriend asks
him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.amit (copyright www.lovelysms.com
A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND
IS KISSING UR WIFEIN UR HOME HE RUSHES TO HIS HOMEAND COME WITHIN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE IS NOT MY FRND (copyright www.lovelysms.com) MUSKAN
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN
APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA (copyright www.lovelysms.com) MUSKAN
A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. from chetan 9988270747
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai. Santa- 2kms. Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf. Santa-NEECHE.........9988270747 chetan
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko
kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai dimesh
Santa: What's difference between man
& Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.dimesh
Nurse came out with the
newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal dimesh
Banta ped pe chada to
upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.dimesh
Q: A Man asked Santa,
"Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)