Sardar ji Aapko logo ne
kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".suraj
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A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....XOLISWA
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention
de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. maham khan
A SARDAR IS SING A
PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
Sardarji fixed an answering machine
at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava
Why did 18 Sardars go
to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.kunjava
Sardarji calls Air India. "How
long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.kunjava
One day Sardar happened to
see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava
There's a funeral procession of
a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava
This sardarji goes to see
Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"kunjava
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis
lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka
A Sardar went 2 hotel,
ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!Tanzil Minhas
Day a monkey kicked a
sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." By Deb Sankar
ak bar santa ki beti
ko baccha hua to santa bhar khada ta or bola me nana ban gaya ya nani harsh rathod
Hiren Rathod Santa : banta,
Hiren Rathod Santa : banta, r u know fullfom of "WIFE" Banta : Yes, Santa : Bolo.. Banta : W = without I = information F = Fight E = Every time Santa : yeto ment socha hi nati tha......................
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Hamid ali 0345-4792721 Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki.. Banta. Pind ki. Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
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A lady calls Santa for
repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Santa was riding on a
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santa was looking at a
painting of a naked women leaves covering her body he asked that wat he was doing he answered- waiting 4 autumn (copyright www.lovelysms.com muskan
One day Santas Girlfriend asks
him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.amit (copyright www.lovelysms.com
A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND
IS KISSING UR WIFEIN UR HOME HE RUSHES TO HIS HOMEAND COME WITHIN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE IS NOT MY FRND (copyright www.lovelysms.com) MUSKAN
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN
APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA (copyright www.lovelysms.com) MUSKAN
A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. from chetan 9988270747
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai. Santa- 2kms. Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf. Santa-NEECHE.........9988270747 chetan
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko
kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai dimesh
Santa: What's difference between man
& Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.dimesh
Nurse came out with the
newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal dimesh
Banta ped pe chada to
upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.dimesh
Q: A Man asked Santa,
"Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
What's Ford? Santa: Gaari. What's Oxford? Santa: So
What's Ford? Santa: Gaari. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Santa (reading from book of
facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Santa went out to buy
an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;)Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Teacher to Santa: is line
ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...Indrajeet K
Santa n Banta were watching
a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary. Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota haiAnil
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi
banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.pinki
Banta ek sadhu se bola:
Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? Maharoof
Gabbar: Arey o Sambha Sambha: Ji
Gabbar: Arey o Sambha Sambha: Ji Sardar Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re? Sambha: Do Sardar Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain? Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai. Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle? Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai? Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey? Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai. Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai? Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai? Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai? Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao. Osman 0301-4876609
ek bar santa singh pagal
ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ? santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga. singla2
An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!" Mahiwaal
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl
said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.azam
Manmohan Singh to Bush -
We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronaut.Mukhoji
sardar1:Tell me a word consist
of 100 letters Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X aNanD
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.Santa: In India, it is only with a female fareen
Banta:how did u got a
new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si. Ankit frm Delhi
There was a short note
written on poster of adult movie. "Under 18 are not allowed." Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.Ankit frm Delhi
Banta: Name the 3 fastest
means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Banta: J tu dasde ki
is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri. Santa: Koi hint?
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting
on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
Santa saw a beautiful gal...
he went and smooched her. Gal - What are you doing? Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.