Sardar on phone "Doctor my
wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............ --- Full Name: shashi
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a sardar bunked his office
and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.
Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I
LOVE YOU keh day" Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey" Sardar: "Keh Day NA" Prito: "Nahi Na" Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" Taabi
Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon
Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4, he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said "JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
In aptitude test River Kaveri is
In aptitude test River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state.
a sardar on an interview
for the post of detective was asked a question. interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate. Full Name: ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha...
sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
ek sardar shadi se phley
apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna Junaid Azhar
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED
IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.Ali Imran(Banker)03004313004
A sardar married to a
short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay. Ali Imran(Banker)03004313004
do sardar ja rahah hote
hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hainjaji khan ( 0345 2094140)
SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj
3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay. SARDAR SAY:-toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....? SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamirmultan 03216324676
sardar g nay hotel may
aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai sony
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy
se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)hamid ali 03026634069
A sardar saw a board
on which it was written " padhne wala stupid". Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid" Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)
ek sardar ne Ek Cow
ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the hamid ali 03026634069
Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i
love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.NeErAj BagDiYa
2sardars go for a drive.
. . .OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . .sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..dog
Sardar apni BIBI k sath
TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam
me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte dog
What is Common between :
Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
sardar. to his friend:yaar bari
mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai sadif,03455767007.
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath
Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 03218491222 kina
Sardarji went to party and
introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. 03218491222 kina
interviewer: How does an electric
motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewr shouts: stop it ! SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..Indrajeet K
Once a sardar was looking
at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardar car ki battery change
karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
A sardar on an interview
for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigateOsman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardar returns book to library,
bangs it on table & says - What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardarji, tell me ...., what
is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....subs
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main
tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche marriam
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki
Interviewer: what is your birth
date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR roshan
Manager asked to sardar at
an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.roshan
Teacher to Sardar: Write your
best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi roshan
After returning back from a
foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?roshan
One tourist from U.S.A. asked
to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!roshan
Ek american ek sardar se
kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai Sam 3459129932
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene
shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! Siki
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne
kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".suraj
A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....XOLISWA
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention
de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. maham khan
A SARDAR IS SING A
PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
Sardarji fixed an answering machine
at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava
Why did 18 Sardars go
to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.kunjava
Sardarji calls Air India. "How
long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.kunjava
One day Sardar happened to
see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava
There's a funeral procession of
a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava
This sardarji goes to see
Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"kunjava