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Love sms what is the diffrent between Himami
what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash. sayalisalih +919895137022


Love sms A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, job
A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best.sayalisalih +919895137022

Love sms What if goctors started directing movies? Here are
What if goctors
started directing
movies?
Here are eg:
1.stethoscopukal
katha parayunnu.
2.Oru ECG diary
kuruppu..
3.Meerayude CT yum
muthuvinte X-Rayum
4.Vasanthiyum aidsum
pinne nhanum
5.Ayal BP
edukkugayanu.
6.MBBS penninu MD
payyan
7.Sister marude
shradhayku.
8.Neru ariyan MRI
9.Syringe Madhavan.
10.BDS MOOSA
11.Compounder raman.
12.Meenathil surgery.
13.Parakum gulika.
14.Sister vannu
vilichappol.(A)
15.The
mortuary.(horror) sayalisalih +919895137022

Love sms TEACHER :Name the animal which
TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".: roshan

Love sms BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee,
BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja kaash
+923216968081

Love sms Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun
Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.tayyab 0345-6493592

Love sms Man ask God " God
Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u can LUV her.
Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV U.......Osmana

Love sms A priest saw a girl
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes. Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms A convicted rapist was sentenced
A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom.mabenza

Love sms Why women love gold more
Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot. Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms What is the difference between
What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR. Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms Difference b/w panties of 1970
Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties. Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms Mother to her tennage daughter: I
Mother to her tennage daughter:
I think it's time that we should talk abt sex..
Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?..canored

Love sms Patient:Doctor aap ko yakeen hai
Patient:Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctormeri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna:Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.
Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms Munna:Bolay to darad kahan hai
Munna:Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna:Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient:Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna:Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms Munna:Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay
Munna:Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit:Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna:Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.(Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms A guy donated blood to
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back in monthly instalments. shana

Love sms class me teacher lacture de
class me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga. Prince

Love sms A 90 yr old man
A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk.