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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack
kar do, bill dadi dengi.bk singh
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked
named him: SOME TIN WONG....Deeb
A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her
sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She
whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I
turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my
GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!R.P.
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!LKH...SHG
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalteyzaibi
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see
anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.zaibi 03217566867
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have
forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.zaibi
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta
hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya hozaibi
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.zaibi
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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.zaibi
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. U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or
husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!zaibi
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. Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko
kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipalzaibi
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A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door
have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty." Ramis Ali
A man forgot to zip up.So a lady tells him:U LEFT yr GARAGE open.Man
asks:DID U C MY BLACK MERC parked INSIDE?No,she said JUST A MINI COOPER with
a FLAT TIRE MJAKES
aik din aik larke
na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu
aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan
se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha
hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy
main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon dilawar
ali shah
wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
husband - magar yahan to nahin hai
wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye
baghwan !!!!!!!!!dilawar ali ahah (madeji)
costomer- whose eggs is this
shopkeeper - its mine
costomer - ok so give me one dozen of chicken s eggs
BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive.
He escaped from the back door of his cave
On his Honda CD 70
& was Shouting,
"MAIN TAY HONDA ee LAYSAAN"! Funny lover From Karachi
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .Amna khan
The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING"
and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
pooja
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar
hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA
TIYAR HAI....sonia, 03338007007
eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai
ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
tari gujjar
The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH
POLONY", he ran to his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he
was there so checked the place
until they give up.On teir way to the door
they saw this baby in a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if
we come back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with an
adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch polony".......slie
Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming
My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the
screaming.bigboy 0761725942
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever Umer 03004844948
Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua
nahi!!mohan amritsar
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.Osman
(0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg
200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago sayalisalih +919895137022
Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?
color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka
kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho.
ABBAS MUX
When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on
my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die.Osman (0301-4876609
/ 0345-4566641)
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