Romance Mathematics Smart man +
Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Mahiwaal
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Why are Egyptian's Childrenalways confused??
Coz after death, theirDADDY becomes the MUMMY. Mahiwaal
One night, Mooch was making
love for the first time after the wedding.She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it" Mpho
Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum
Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.Darshan
What a bad day 4
elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz she's left alone @ home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back unexpectedly 4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the bed & khali ot top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad asked how was her day? & she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)" emmidiatly Khali had that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows everything is the 1 under the bed(Dipopo)............ PAPIRO
A MAN PUT A LAMP
ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES .... THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!Squall
NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE
CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY murtuza-09924853312
teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it
teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it means A=C sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter lucky
Sadham meets kajol n asks
her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!Haby
How Do U Tell To
UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.Rocky
girls are like an internet
virus, they enter ur life, scan ur poket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever Cheema_303
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans
pehen lon Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay. 2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. maham khan
i want to fuck u
from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child imtiyaz
a man gave his testes
to boy to play.they threw moni on him he pressurisd them and man dead fakhar abbas
A young man asked a
priest......... Father!Is it a sin to sleep with agirl?.... Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP....poppy
Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan
hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He Anusheel Jauhari From Gwalior
A mother bought her son
a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too Irfan Ali Arain
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain adil(not doing love)mehboob
Two snakes meet each other.. First
Two snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip! hira_sub
question:NISAR kaise paida hua ???? answer:jawani
question:NISAR kaise paida hua ???? answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya 2152152(shiraz)
Can U name FIVE Great
KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES?? ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING djlynn
a kid says to teacher:techer
meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga. teacher says: yes kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega. teacher yes. kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga. teacher yes. kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga. teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay. kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga Lucky
A womman was bragging to
her neighbour about her son, a university student. "Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have tio go to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!"POROZA
Two ladies were working in
a furniture shop,one for ELLERINES and other one was working for WONDER furniture shop they use to take the same bus at same stop at the same time. Soother day they were waiting until late and the lady thats works for WONDER said "I WONDER WHY THIS BUS IS LATE" and the other lady didnt want to be left out she said "I ELLERINES WHATS WRONG? Nonto
One is looking very upset
by thinking that....... "HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BRITHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE"Hanish
eight man r raping a
woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe AIDS hai "*******RocKy
Man: sir i m married,
i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga......
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT
PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLA KAR LE MOHIT ADLAKHA
A girl & her grandma
were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is coming" Mother:"you come inside" Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming" Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside" shankar
Judge-y did u attack tat
young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!Dyson
Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl
magazine like reading National Geographic? A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 visitDyson
in chemistry class teacher asked
a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! cuteboy
A daughter sends a telegram
to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."By Ikram
Best SMS of the year-
a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.By Jeet From Mumbai
A Wife is sleeping in
the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!" the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!" Who's guilty in the situation?????????????By Forever
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting
a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we willturn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised."You Japanese are very inefficient" he stated. "Give me three days and Iwill turn Japan into the next Bihar!" By kunjava
After having resigned as the
CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo, third from left!"By kunjava
At a bar in New
York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIEDBy kunjava
Once Laloo wanted to know
the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone downBy kunjava
Once Laloo was coming out
of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved By kunjava
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir
maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki! By baasha
Girls Hostel ki light chali
gayi. Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."By chumma khan
Ques : Why do Couples
hold hands on Wedding Day? Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!!By Uzzal
Question? who is stronger man or
Question? who is stronger man or woman? Anser? A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones. By marwat
Maid cleaning bedroom found a
used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.By Vinz
A husband was stung by
a bee on his penis and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. By Vinz
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access. SERVER Woman:Always
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access. SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expec By RINKU
Which Type Of Woman Is
Yours? HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
75yrz old man got married
with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng. By Nido
Musharraf said to his mother.Ammi
mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai!Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro. By Khurrum Chattha