Gal: Is dress ka kya
price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.bk singh
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A 90 yr old man
started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY? Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk.
class me teacher lacture de
raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay, Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga. Prince
A guy donated blood to
his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back in monthly instalments. shana
Munna:Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay
ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit:Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna:Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.(Osman 0301-4876609
Munna:Bolay to darad kahan hai
aapko. Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai Munna:Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao. Patient:Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc. Munna:Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.Osman 0301-4876609
Patient:Doctor aap ko yakeen hai
ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctormeri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi. Munna:Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga. Osman 0301-4876609
Mother to her tennage daughter: I
Mother to her tennage daughter: I think it's time that we should talk abt sex.. Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?..canored
Difference b/w panties of 1970
& 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties. Osman 0301-4876609
What is the difference between
secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR. Osman 0301-4876609
Why women love gold more
than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot. Osman 0301-4876609
A convicted rapist was sentenced
to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom.mabenza
A priest saw a girl
removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes. Osman 0301-4876609
Man ask God " God
Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u can LUV her. Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV U.......Osmana
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TEACHER :Name the animal which
live in water & land STUDENT :Simple 'Frog' TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".: roshan
What if goctors started directing movies? Here are
What if goctors started directing movies? Here are eg: 1.stethoscopukal katha parayunnu. 2.Oru ECG diary kuruppu.. 3.Meerayude CT yum muthuvinte X-Rayum 4.Vasanthiyum aidsum pinne nhanum 5.Ayal BP edukkugayanu. 6.MBBS penninu MD payyan 7.Sister marude shradhayku. 8.Neru ariyan MRI 9.Syringe Madhavan. 10.BDS MOOSA 11.Compounder raman. 12.Meenathil surgery. 13.Parakum gulika. 14.Sister vannu vilichappol.(A) 15.The mortuary.(horror) sayalisalih +919895137022
A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, job
A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, job profile:-When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up... wish u all the best.sayalisalih +919895137022
what is the diffrent between Himami
what is the diffrent between Himami & Sunami? Himami is face wash, Sunami is total wash. sayalisalih +919895137022
Romance Mathematics Smart man +
Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Mahiwaal
Why are Egyptian's Childrenalways confused??
Coz after death, theirDADDY becomes the MUMMY. Mahiwaal
One night, Mooch was making
love for the first time after the wedding.She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it" Mpho
Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum
Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.Darshan
What a bad day 4
elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz she's left alone @ home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back unexpectedly 4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the bed & khali ot top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad asked how was her day? & she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)" emmidiatly Khali had that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows everything is the 1 under the bed(Dipopo)............ PAPIRO
A MAN PUT A LAMP
ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES .... THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!Squall
NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE
CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY murtuza-09924853312
teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it
teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it means A=C sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter lucky
Sadham meets kajol n asks
her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!Haby
How Do U Tell To
UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.Rocky
girls are like an internet
virus, they enter ur life, scan ur poket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever Cheema_303
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans
pehen lon Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay. 2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. maham khan
i want to fuck u
from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child imtiyaz
a man gave his testes
to boy to play.they threw moni on him he pressurisd them and man dead fakhar abbas
A young man asked a
priest......... Father!Is it a sin to sleep with agirl?.... Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP....poppy
Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan
hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He Anusheel Jauhari From Gwalior
A mother bought her son
a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too Irfan Ali Arain
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain adil(not doing love)mehboob
Two snakes meet each other.. First
Two snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip! hira_sub
question:NISAR kaise paida hua ???? answer:jawani
question:NISAR kaise paida hua ???? answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya 2152152(shiraz)
Can U name FIVE Great
KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES?? ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING djlynn
a kid says to teacher:techer
meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga. teacher says: yes kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega. teacher yes. kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga. teacher yes. kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga. teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay. kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga Lucky
A womman was bragging to
her neighbour about her son, a university student. "Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have tio go to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!"POROZA
Two ladies were working in
a furniture shop,one for ELLERINES and other one was working for WONDER furniture shop they use to take the same bus at same stop at the same time. Soother day they were waiting until late and the lady thats works for WONDER said "I WONDER WHY THIS BUS IS LATE" and the other lady didnt want to be left out she said "I ELLERINES WHATS WRONG? Nonto
One is looking very upset
by thinking that....... "HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BRITHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE"Hanish
eight man r raping a
woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe AIDS hai "*******RocKy
Man: sir i m married,
i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga......
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A girl & her grandma
were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is coming" Mother:"you come inside" Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming" Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside" shankar
Judge-y did u attack tat
young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!Dyson