GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai
aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....sonia, 03338007007
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The world thineest book has
only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT " pooja
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing
. It was discovered in 1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .Amna khan
BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive. He
BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive. He escaped from the back door of his cave On his Honda CD 70 & was Shouting, "MAIN TAY HONDA ee LAYSAAN"! Funny lover From Karachi 0301-2507279
costomer- whose eggs is this shopkeeper
costomer- whose eggs is this shopkeeper - its mine costomer - ok so give me one dozen of chicken s eggs
wife -suniye kya aap kitchen
se garam masala la kar aayenge husband -magar yahan to nahin hai wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!dilawar ali ahah (madeji)
aik din aik larke na
apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon dilawar ali shah
A man forgot to zip
up.So a lady tells him:U LEFT yr GARAGE open.Man asks:DID U C MY BLACK MERC parked INSIDE?No,she said JUST A MINI COOPER with a FLAT TIRE MJAKES
A little girl to her
mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty." Ramis Ali
Q: Agar do pipal ke
Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipalzaibi 03217566867.
U luv sumone... u marry
sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!zaibi 03217566867
People who do lots of
work.make lots of mistakes, People who do less work.make less mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes.get promoted.zaibi 03217566867
Mom: Beti badi ho kar
kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.zaibi 03217566867
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi
tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya hozaibi 03217566867
An old to Doc: Doc,
I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.zaibi 03217566867
A boy goes to see
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Ek ladka ek ladki k
saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalteyzaibi 03217566867
Last nite i had a
dream abt U... I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day... Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not... I asked GOD: Why it is so??? GOD replied: "BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!LKH...SHG
My girlfriend called me to
her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust." Moral: Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!R.P.
A Chinese man took his
pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver... The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....Deeb
Gal: Is dress ka kya
price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.bk singh
A 90 yr old man
started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY? Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk.
class me teacher lacture de
raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay, Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga. Prince
A guy donated blood to
his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back in monthly instalments. shana
Munna:Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay
ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit:Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna:Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.(Osman 0301-4876609
Munna:Bolay to darad kahan hai
aapko. Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai Munna:Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao. Patient:Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc. Munna:Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.Osman 0301-4876609
Patient:Doctor aap ko yakeen hai
ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctormeri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi. Munna:Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga. Osman 0301-4876609
Mother to her tennage daughter: I
Mother to her tennage daughter: I think it's time that we should talk abt sex.. Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?..canored
Difference b/w panties of 1970
& 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties. Osman 0301-4876609
What is the difference between
secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR. Osman 0301-4876609
Why women love gold more
than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot. Osman 0301-4876609
A convicted rapist was sentenced
to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom.mabenza
A priest saw a girl
removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes. Osman 0301-4876609
Man ask God " God
Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u can LUV her. Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV U.......Osmana
Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun
hai Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.tayyab 0345-6493592
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TEACHER :Name the animal which
live in water & land STUDENT :Simple 'Frog' TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".: roshan
What if goctors started directing movies? Here are
What if goctors started directing movies? Here are eg: 1.stethoscopukal katha parayunnu. 2.Oru ECG diary kuruppu.. 3.Meerayude CT yum muthuvinte X-Rayum 4.Vasanthiyum aidsum pinne nhanum 5.Ayal BP edukkugayanu. 6.MBBS penninu MD payyan 7.Sister marude shradhayku. 8.Neru ariyan MRI 9.Syringe Madhavan. 10.BDS MOOSA 11.Compounder raman. 12.Meenathil surgery. 13.Parakum gulika. 14.Sister vannu vilichappol.(A) 15.The mortuary.(horror) sayalisalih +919895137022
A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, job
A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, job profile:-When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up... wish u all the best.sayalisalih +919895137022
what is the diffrent between Himami
what is the diffrent between Himami & Sunami? Himami is face wash, Sunami is total wash. sayalisalih +919895137022
Romance Mathematics Smart man +
Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Mahiwaal
Why are Egyptian's Childrenalways confused??
Coz after death, theirDADDY becomes the MUMMY. Mahiwaal
One night, Mooch was making
love for the first time after the wedding.She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it" Mpho
Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum
Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.Darshan
What a bad day 4
elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz she's left alone @ home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back unexpectedly 4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the bed & khali ot top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad asked how was her day? & she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)" emmidiatly Khali had that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows everything is the 1 under the bed(Dipopo)............ PAPIRO
A MAN PUT A LAMP
ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES .... THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!Squall
NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE
CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY murtuza-09924853312
teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it
teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it means A=C sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter lucky
Sadham meets kajol n asks
her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!Haby
How Do U Tell To
UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.Rocky