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Mistakes are not crime,I
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key
to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
If ever un ur life u feel sad
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely
and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for
a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
Winter comes again n again
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person
like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake
again n again....
Keep in touch with me.
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth
will be broken.
3 tips to break a mirror:
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror
and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.
. . .
I want to suck you... l
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move
my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat
an ice cream!
A psychological study prove that monkeys
A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont
change your fingure, its too late now
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what
comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas
ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
I saw u on a road
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u
a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3
ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT
PHONE UTHA
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri
zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye
to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay
to pagal banjaye by
dilwala abdi
kya aap k ser per seing
hain
kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser
per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi
hotay. By
Ansari
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar
mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah
ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By
Rini
Today is an international day
Today is an international day for
the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done.........By Ikram
fuck
off
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..By chammalhey
bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai
dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par raha hai haseeb
we gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2
write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine,
i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............Shehran
Ayub.
How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... Amit
Some time my heart ask me, why i like
U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make
me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.Misha
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..ali.
do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow pandu
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful.
Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here
is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! adil(not
doing love)mehboob
i see ur face when iam dreaming thats why
i always wake up screaming
By Maha
SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit By
Maha
In Urdu
ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon By
Maha
HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND.........
MUFS
In Urdu
ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji
shehzad hanif
In Urdu
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....Bubloo
when i was born satan said another god
and when you were born satan said competition.rato
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